Has anyone read the article? It's one of the silliest articles I've ever read outside of TheOnion. Check out these excerpts...
For years, feminists and other granola-chomping nutbars have accused us of being a sexist organization, Hooters Media Consultant John Not Don Johnson said. We figured an all male Hooters would shut em up; I suggested we just make the current waitresses wear berkas out of spite, but I got outvoted.
It was hard, Hanks said. Hooters first choice was obviously San Francisco, but having the Patrick Holmes Spandex Emporium right here in town clinched the deal.
Most of the applicants whove applied for work at the Kinston location are obese, have an extra belly button, or are so hairy the Brazilian waxing bill alone would bankrupt us in a week, Johnson said. Its like some of them have Buckwheat in a headlock down there.
I had a fresh vodka stand when I was a little girl, Paulette said. As I squeezed the juice out of those potatoes, I dreamed of the day I could work at a place full of scantily clad men who smelled like fried chicken. For years Ive had to settle for working at The Free Press where the men all wear khakis and smell like defeat.
my Dad wasn't lying. And it's only a hour away from where I live. And no, I ain't working there, too hairy. And I have tattoos.
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I say this is great!
