"Mama's Boy"

[terry78]

Every man loves his mama. Except that one that drowned her kids in the bathtub. No one likes that mama.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Mothers are all driven mad by Motherhood.
If you can endure frequent interaction with them, you must be mad also.

 

[Immortalfire]

Every man loves his mama. Except that one that drowned her kids in the bathtub. No one likes that mama.

Evil mama.

 

[PyroChamber]

It's like that thing that some guys like to say "every woman's a ****e expect your mother".

 

[El ASESINO]

my mom was the best

 

[Captain Planet!]

Evil mama.

Evil Mama's =

 

[AndThePickles]

It's like that thing that some guys like to say "every woman's a ****e expect your mother".

*except

I've never heard that one

 

[PyroChamber]

^It's usually said when a guy gets rejected, I once saw it on a dating show.

 

[terry78]

^It's usually said when a guy gets rejected.

Yeah, I did hear that on the radio today, some chick was saying how come whenever a dude gets turned down suddenly the chick is a ****e or a *****?

 

[jaguarr]

It's like that thing that some guys like to say "every woman's a ****e expect your mother".

*except

I've never heard that one

No, no. I think he was just missing some punctuation in trying to get his point across. I think it was supposed to read as "Every woman is a ****e. Expect your mother."

Like...your Mom could be there any minute.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Me and my Mom don't get along. Seriously, though we just don't. Just very different people, and we don't mesh.

 

[PyroChamber]

Yeah, I did hear that on the radio today, some chick was saying how come whenever a dude gets turned down suddenly the chick is a ****e or a *****?

Rejection is hard on some guys.

 

[tzarinna]

I was going to make this thread after spending the day with a friend at a Renn.Fest. I was hoping she wouldn't bring her son, he's a great kid but I wanted adult time and not compete with her kid. So I think we were gone all day, like 6-7 hours and that kid called and sent her text messages and photos what seemed to be every 15 minutes. Why was it necessary for him to send a picture of a bowl of fruit? He's 13, go find your Dad's porn. ****, it was a beautiful day, why wasn't he outside? Just bizarre. I used to get into all kinds of **** if I was left home alone at age 13.

Now another female I know, just babys the **** out of her son. It's disturbing how she coddles this boy. Didn't want to have him circumcised purely to make it less appealing to women. Am I the only one that finds that **** twisted?

 

[NickSox]

Would any of you date someone whom your mother did not approve of?

My mom didnt like my girlfriend when we started dating. Actually she wasn't very fond of her until about 3 years after we started dating. It had alot to do with a funk I was in and my mom thought it was all my g/fs fault. Well it's been 7 years now and they get along great!