Man Arrested After Alleged Pimple Popping Session Outside McDonald's

McDonald's was just pissed that customers preferred the taste of popped zits to their hamburger patties.
 
Not exactly lovin' his situation, the pimple popper then allegedly made a run for it.

Never run from the police. It only ends with your face on concrete.
 
Not exactly lovin' his situation, the pimple popper then allegedly made a run for it.

Never run from the police. It only ends with your face on concrete.




Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do, when they're coming for you?? :awesome:
 
The real tragedy is that while the cops were chasing this guy, the Hamburglar got away. Mayor McCheese is going to take their effing badges for this mess.
 
the real tragedy is that while the cops were chasing this guy, the hamburglar got away. Mayor mccheese is going to take their effing badges for this mess.



lol!!!
 
Jesus ... I almost threw up when I got to the back pimples part.
 
But I thought it said he got arrested for having drug stuff on him?
 
We had one lady do the same thing at the beauty college I graduated from!
 
I mean, come on, what's next? Smearing boogers across the window while people try to eat.
 
That's the pickles. Pimple skeet is the Big Mac sauce.
 
Is Florida the home of scum and villainy in the US now ?
 
God I hate living in Florida. These are the kind of people I have to deal with. :csad:
 
What bothers me most about all this are the people in this thread that are like, "omg, lyke pimples! Grozz!!? :awesome:"

Did you read the thread title?
 
It was LeBron. Trying to maintain his level of infamy with the lockout looming overhead...
 
Hmmm, this sounds like a new one. Maybe he has a pimple fetish? :huh:

Or maybe he was so messed up on oxy that he thought he was in his own fantasy world filled with pimple popping people. Now say that three times fast...
 

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