Man caught pretty having auto sex

HAHAHAHAHA! Remember kids, leave your penis pump at home!
 
Between that and the 3 boys and the corpse has it become that hard to have sex with a live girl? :(
 
crap you said live girl, I was going to say no, its pretty easy, but "live girl".....crap.


:(
 
Erzengel said:
Between that and the 3 boys and the corpse has it become that hard to have sex with a live girl? :(
Looks like it. This guy is lucky he didn't kill anyone.

I wonder which set of parents are prouder.
 
Erzengel said:
Between that and the 3 boys and the corpse has it become that hard to have sex with a live girl? :(

I never thought my vow of celibacy could cause such a ripple :huh:
 
unstoppable said:
didn't that end in two guys doing the nasty which burned the image in my brain and makes me wanna stab my eyes out with a egg beater
i wanna watch it now.:woot::wow: hehe
 
I think I'm going to have to do a public service annoucement to this board about why most guys should have sex with a willing, of age girl/woman.
 
imaperson2 said:
i wanna watch it now.:woot::wow: hehe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW please tell me your a woman cause if your not the image of you with a vaccumm pump and a tape of the movie might cause me to go in cardiac arrest
 
unstoppable said:
didn't that end in two guys doing the nasty which burned the image in my brain and makes me wanna stab my eyes out with a egg beater

Yeah, all while the woman (Holly Hunter, I think) watched it. Very disturbing movie.
 
unstoppable said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW please tell me your a woman cause if your not the image of you with a vaccumm pump and a tape of the movie might cause me to go in cardiac arrest
i'll keep that to myself.:woot: :cwink:
 
Copulation with a vehicle does not result in the production of offspring.

Anyone whom desires sex with anything other than the opposite sex needs to be eradicated from existance.
 
Outsiderzedge said:
Copulation with a vehicle does not result in the production of offspring.

Anyone whom desires sex with anything other than the opposite sex needs to be eradicated from existance.
AMEN
 
Dew k. Mosi said:
HAHAHAHAHA! Remember kids, leave your penis pump at home!

austin-headb.jpg


"I swear, it's not mine! That sorta thing really isn't my bag, baby!"
 
Well, oakzap, I guess he was having sex with a vaccuum pump and things got a little intense and he ran into a bus or somethin..

-TNC
 
"The man was taken to hospital with head injuries"

now what will he think with?
 

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