Man caught pretty having auto sex

[unstoppable]

"The man was taken to hospital with head injuries"

now what will he think with?

Um......a vaccumm

 

[Cyclops]

"The man was taken to hospital with head injuries"

now what will he think with?

The same part he was thinking with when he got into that predicament in the first place, is my assumption.

 

[Clouseau]

i suppose that is taking auto-eroticism to the extreme, yes, but...

Copulation with a vehicle does not result in the production of offspring.

Anyone whom desires sex with anything other than the opposite sex needs to be eradicated from existance.

...well firstly, i don't think he was having sex with the vehicle... IN the vehicle, true, but that's another issue entirely... he was having sex with the vacuum/pump, as i understand it... but... you honestly believe that anyone, male or female, who ever wants to *********e should be done away with?!

that's a bit of an extremist view, IMO...

maybe extremists should be eradicated from existence!

 

[oakzap425]

What the hell is a vacuum pump?

 

[imdaly]

The bus driver never him cumming...err...coming.

 

[Hades]

This reminds me of the guy who died from being impailed with a broomstick in the shower.

Or the guy who was found dead, in drag, with a funnel attatched to his mouth and penis.

I guess the motto of these stories are to never have sex with inanimate objects?

 

[Iceman]

This reminds me of the guy who died from being impailed with a broomstick in the shower.

Or the guy who was found dead, in drag, with a funnel attatched to his mouth and penis.

I guess the motto of these stores are to never have sex with inanimate objects?

That sounds wise.

You seem to know a lot of similar stories...

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Head injuries HAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Well, I certainly hope any Autobots in the vicinity steer clear of this guy.

 

[Hades]

That sounds wise.

You seem to know a lot of similar stories...

I guess I just like reading about strange things...

 

[Clouseau]

I guess the motto of these stories are to never have sex with inanimate objects?

the motto of the stories???

 

[hippie_hunter]

"I swear, it's not mine! That sorta thing really isn't my bag, baby!"

"One recept for a vaccum pump."

"One book, "Vaccum Pump Sex While Driving, It's My Bag, Baby!" by Austen Powers"

 

[Fran]

LOL.

That is incredibly gross, and perverted, but incredibly funny at the same time!

 

[Mr. Credible]

on the road trip back from colorado (about 23 hours) i pleased myself crossing the missouri / kentucky border at like 4 am.

yeah.