Man drinks beer then bear eats man

[Zaed]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

 

[chaseter]

Chalk another up for a Darwin award.

 

[LexCorp]

Camels, bears...bloody crazy news day.

 

[Prognosticator]

I wanna see a picture of a half-eaten man

 

[LexCorp]

I wanna see a picture of a half-eaten man

Watch a zombie movie...

 

[jaguarr]

*waits for Ice-Man to get banned for posting those pictures*

The real question is, if a bear eats a drunk guy, does the bear get drunk as well?

jag

 

[taskmaster]

Is the bear the type of drunk that's fun to be around or the kind that goes home and beats his kids?

 

[LexCorp]

Is the bear the type of drunk that's fun to be around or the kind that goes home and beats his kids?

The bear was not drunk

 

[kane9321]

oh damn i didnt need to see those pics

 

[R0rschach]

I wonder if the bears also become drunk.

 

[huskerwebhead]

"There must have been something in that hippy..."

"My hands can touch anything but themselves....oh wait..."

 

[taskmaster]

The bear was not drunk

Look at jag's post.

 

[The Shredder]

Bear City can be very unforgiving.

 

[Mee]

Dude, Ice-man, wow...

 

[Ice-man]

Dude, Ice-man, wow...

someone said they would like to see pics of a bear mauling, soo there, but like i said its unknown if thats real or not.

its been circulating as a hoax for some time now so im not sure.

 

[Morg]

and if someone ask they want to see a naked women you would post it too? take a couple days off, those pics are a bit too graphic to post

 

[jaguarr]

*waits for Ice-Man to get banned for posting those pictures*

:nostradamus:

jag

 

[Prognosticator]

oh damn i didnt need to see those pics

where??

 

[Prognosticator]

Dude, Ice-man, wow...

someone said they would like to see pics of a bear mauling, soo there, but like i said its unknown if thats real or not.

its been circulating as a hoax for some time now so im not sure.

and if someone ask they want to see a naked women you would post it too? take a couple days off, those pics are a bit too graphic to post

:nostradamus:

jag

*plays detective*

....Oh.

 

[Morg]

Prognosticator, I removed them

 

[Asteroid-Man]

*waits for Ice-Man to get banned for posting those pictures*

What did he post?! WHAT DID I MISS!!!!!!!!!!!?????????


EDIT: Nevermind

 

[Johnny Blaze]

*waits for Ice-Man to get banned for posting those pictures*

The real question is, if a bear eats a drunk guy, does the bear get drunk as well?

jag

Heh, that's the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the thread title.

 

[TEDDY]

The real question is, if a bear eats a drunk guy, does the bear get drunk as well?

Yes. Yes he does.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Wow. Just Wow. First the camel, now this...

 

[Mee]

Yes. Yes he does.

Been there done that eh?