Man tries to deposit $1 million dollar bill...seriously.

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  1. LostSon88 Registered

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    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/11/27/national/a142510S65.DTL&tsp=1

    Ga Man Tries to Deposit Fake $1M Bill

    A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.
    The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.
    The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.
    The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank sai
    d.


    Amazing. :whatever:
     
  2. hammy American Ham

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    I actually feel sorry for people who are that .. deluded. :csad:

    *awaits mockery*
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  3. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    I agree...




    but to which part? :ninja:
     
  4. unstoppable Registered

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  5. hammy American Ham

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    Idiots are people too. :ninja:
     
  6. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    *whistles Kumbaya*
     
  7. Abaddon Watching

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    heh, was he a vagrant or something?
     
  8. tzarinna Mamochka

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    *whew* That's rich.
     
  9. JStorm Arkham

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    Yes! Augusta, my home town.

    :up:

    :(
     
  10. bullets bang bang

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    i printed this out , took it to the bank and now i'm a million dollars richer.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. KevanG Pragmatic Villain

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    *copy & print x20*

    And I'm off to the bank, think they'll notice if the two pieces are glued together? I'm all out of duct tape. :(
     

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