Man wakes up from coma after 19 years!!

[Poeman]

http://news.uk.msn.com/19_years.aspx

Man wakes up from 19-year coma

A Polish man has woken up from a 19-year coma to find food is no longer rationed and the Communist party has lost power.

Railway worker Jan Grzebski, 65, fell into a coma after being hit by a train in 1988.

"Now I see people on the streets with mobile phones and there are so many goods in the shops it makes my head spin," he told Polish television.

He puts his survival down to his caring wife Gertruda.

Doctors gave him only two or three years to live after the accident.

"It was Gertruda that saved me, and I'll never forget it," he told news channel TVN24.

She is said to have moved her husband every hour to prevent bed sores.

"I cried a lot, and I prayed a lot," Mrs Grzebski said on Polsat television.

"Those who came to see us kept asking: 'When is he going to die?' But he's not dead."

When Mr Grzebski had his accident Poland was still ruled by its last communist leader, Wojciech Jaruzelski.

"When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol queues were everywhere," Mr Grzebski said.

The following year's elections ushered in eastern Europe's first post-communist government.

Poland joined the Nato alliance in 1999 and the European Union in 2004.

"What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning," said Mr Grzebski.

"I've got nothing to complain about."

 

[Kid Wicked]

19 years is way too damn long to be in a coma.

Someone should have pulled the plug on him years ago.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

^^why?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Damn.

That's amazing.

Wonder what the world would be like if I fell into a coma and woke up 19 years later.

 

[Movies205]

"What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning," said Mr Grzebski.

/\ That's the best line because it so true

 

[bulok]

19 years is way too damn long to be in a coma.

Someone should have pulled the plug on him years ago.

There was no plug or respirators. He was breathing on his own, his wife just took care of him / fed him.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

19 years is way too damn long to be in a coma.

Someone should have pulled the plug on him years ago.

And, yet, he woke up, so obviously it was good they didn't

 

[Kid Wicked]

There was no plug or respirators. He was breathing on his own, his wife just took care of him / fed him.

I said that for the double meaning.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

What 'double meaning'?

 

[Kid Wicked]

What 'double meaning'?

To just euthanise him. Guess nobody found it funny.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

To just euthanise him. Guess nobody found it funny.

Nope, you just ended up looking like a jackass.

 

[Docker2.0]

His wife must have really loved him. I know she damn sure isn't from America! If she was, for the insurance policy, sex from the next man, or some other reason, he would have been dead years ago!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

His wife must have really loved him. I know she damn sure isn't from America! If she was, for the insurance policy, sex from the next man, or some other reason, he would have been dead years ago!

I wonder if she ever ****ed him while he was in the coma.

"Wait, that wasn't a dream, honey?"

 

[Docker2.0]

I wonder if she ever ****ed him while he was in the coma.

"Wait, that wasn't a dream, honey?"

Does "it" even still work in a coma?

 

[Kid Wicked]

Nope, you just ended up looking like a jackass.

Mission accomplished.

 

[Apollo]

Wow!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Does "it" even still work in a coma?

I don't see why not. Its a organ that responds to stimulation. I woke up in the middle of a, uh, "oral presentation" before.

 

[Apollo]

now all we have to do is sit him down in front of a 60" plasma tv and have him watch all the Lord of the Rings Movies and every great movie he has missed

 

[Spidey-Bat]

That's probably on the bottom of his "To Do" list.

 

[Docker2.0]

And his wife is number one on the "to do" list! Baaaazing!

 

[tzarinna]

Wow,that has to be the ultimate in true love & devotion.
I hope he doesn't leave her now that his back.

 

[BizarroAids]

There is going to be a "Jamie Kennedy Inspired Comedy" somewhere down the road..

Glad to hear he lived. Waking up after 2 decades, that must be just mind blowing to him. He's got a lot of catching up to do.

 

[Calvin]

That's pretty awesome.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

There is going to be a "Jamie Kennedy Inspired Comedy" somewhere down the road..

Glad to hear he lived. Waking up after 2 decades, that must be just mind blowing to him. He's got a lot of catching up to do.

I want Jamie Kennedy to die.

 

[The Chairman]

Good for him.