Most Bizarre CD Defect EVER

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  1. Cyclops

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    Okay, so today I bought a CD I had been lusting after for months and months and months...

    "A New World Record" by Electric Light Orchestra (1976). It was the only copy I had EVER seen available anywhere. I had to have it.

    So what happens when I crack it open? Every single track, all nine of them, is the song "Tightrope". It's not SUPPOSED to be like that, but my copy is.

    FYE better get me a non-****ed-up copy or there will be hell to pay. :mad: :doom:
     
    #1 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  2. NDX

    NDX Luke... I am... tired.

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    Okay, now that is a unique **** up. Never heard of that happening before.
     
    #2 NDX, Apr 23, 2006
  3. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    Did they kiss you on the mouth first?
     
    #3 tzarinna, Apr 23, 2006
  4. Cyclops

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    Ummmm....... wha?
     
    #4 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  5. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    Before they f***ed you.
     
    #5 tzarinna, Apr 23, 2006
  6. Tsunulia

    Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    hehehehehahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *falls off chair and can't breathe*

    what the.................*wipes eyes*................................dude that's frikin halarious!!!!!! how in the world could that be so screwed up? how many other discs were put out like that I wonder.
     
    #6 Tsunulia, Apr 23, 2006
  7. Cyclops

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    They didn't **** me, they ****ed the CD.
     
    #7 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  8. Corinthian™

    Corinthian™ <insert witty title>

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    but the hole is so small:down:(
     
    #8 Corinthian™, Apr 23, 2006
  9. Cyclops

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    And they're record executives. They've been ****ing albums for decades, including when the holes were MUCH smaller. ;)
     
    #9 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  10. War Lord

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    Try selling it on Ebay.
     
    #10 War Lord, Apr 23, 2006
  11. SuperFerret

    SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    Weird.

    Sounds like a good prank though.
     
    #11 SuperFerret, Apr 23, 2006
  12. moop501

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    I found balogna in a brand new cd case once.
     
    #12 moop501, Apr 23, 2006
  13. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    My boloney has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R
    My boloney has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R
    Oh I love to eat it, everyday
    And, if you ask me why, I'll say
    'Cuz Oscar Meyer has a way with

    B-O-L-O-G-N-A
     
    #13 Dew k. Mosi, Apr 23, 2006
  14. Carter

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    I found a penis in a cd case once....as long as we're all being goofy
     
    #14 Carter, Apr 23, 2006
  15. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Will you ****ers stop saying ****. :mad:
     
    #15 DOG LIPS, Apr 23, 2006
  16. ironmaidenrules

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    hrmmm

    my guess

    ur a terrorist
    and this song contains a flesh eating virus

    but then again i'm up at 2:40 in the morning due to caffine pills

    so what the **** do i know
     
    #16 ironmaidenrules, Apr 23, 2006
  17. moop501

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    I lied...I just wanted some attention.:(
     
    #17 moop501, Apr 23, 2006
  18. Cyclops

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    Jack squat, obviously.
     
    #18 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  19. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    [​IMG]

    Did you learn nothing from Saved by the Bell?
    I'm so excited....I'm so excited...I'm so...so scared....waaaaa
     
    #19 Dew k. Mosi, Apr 23, 2006
  20. ironmaidenrules

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    yea, i'll go with the cyclops on this one
     
    #20 ironmaidenrules, Apr 23, 2006
  21. ironmaidenrules

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    lol


    hey man! what i do with my time! is all for me! i'm a dancer!!! lol

    nah, went out after work and needed the boost

    i swear....
     
    #21 ironmaidenrules, Apr 23, 2006
  22. Tsunulia

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    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm gettin flashbacks of those timefillers AS made by slow the image down and neon lining it. *shudders in fear of trippiness*
     
    #22 Tsunulia, Apr 23, 2006
  23. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    Holy crap, I have no idea what the hell you just said
     
    #23 Dew k. Mosi, Apr 23, 2006
  24. Cyclops

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    It must have been in code.
     
    #24 Cyclops, Apr 23, 2006
  25. Incrediblejeff

    Incrediblejeff Still Incredible

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    That does suck.I say keep it It could be worth money.

    I remember I brought a CD awhile back,and there was absolutely nothing in it.I tried to take it back to get a new one but that was the last copy.So they gave me $10.00 store credit.That's when I learned to never buy a CD from Kmart again.
     
    #25 Incrediblejeff, Apr 23, 2006
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