Move Over, Slap Chop. It's The Happy Chop!

[Manic]

They've apparently renamed the Slap Chop into the Happy Chop. They dropped everyone's favorite hooker-beating spokesperson Vince and hired a new guy who I'm sure you'll all find fabulous.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

OH...MY...GOD.

''If you love a little fruit or even a big one!"

 

[SuperFerret]

I dare say that spokesman may well be homosexual.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

OH...MY...GOD.

''If you love a little fruit or even a big one!"

Yeah that guy has Big Fruit written all over him.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

possibly homosexual, must remember to investigate further.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Holy ****, it's Humpty Dumpty.

 

[Manic]

If you made a drinking game out of all the sexual double entendres in that 2 minute commercial, you'd be completely plastered before you could even reach "it vibrates so fast."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"it comes with protection, so you know I'M happy!~~"

 

[Immortalfire]

Lame..the dude doesn't even throw a fake chopper over his shoulder.

 

[Kane52630]

"it comes with protection, so you know I'M happy!~~"

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I want to see this man duke it out with Vince.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Vince would win, it's obligatory.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Well, seeing as Vince is secretly a raptor in disguise, yes, that's true.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I read rapetor at first. :/

 

[Jennifer Walters]

He's that too.

 

[Marx]

I see they also dropped the 'you're gonna love my nuts' line.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

We're gonna love his salsa instead, dammit.

 

[Marx]