What Hallmark cards don't say

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Immortalfire, May 4, 2006.

  1. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!
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    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...She moved in with me.

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    Looking back over the years
    that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"

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    Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.

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    How could two people as beautiful as you
    Have such an ugly baby?

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    I've always wanted to have
    someone to hold, someone to love.

    After having met you ..I've changed my mind.

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    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...would you take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.

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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
    Almost Lifelike!

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    When we were together,
    you always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

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    We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?

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    I'm so miserable without you
    it's almost like you're here.

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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

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    Your friends and I wanted to do
    something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep.

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    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day.

    Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

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    Don't ever change, I want to forget you just the way you are.
     
  2. 8Ball2/JanG5 Registered

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    People who appreciate the value of a Hallmark card lack real connection. You write your own cards with your own thoughts. What is so fancy about a 4 dollar card anyway? It's not like it really cost you.
     
  3. Demon Within Registered

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    You were given this unique card for 2 reasons.
    1) It symbolizes good fortune and a bright future for the owner no matter how rough present times may be.
    2)your wifes having an affair.
     
  4. oakzap425 Registered

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    Sorry about the Herpes.



    I really didn't think those things were serious! I have the number to a great Doctor, so don't Fret!
     

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