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I'm currently writing a story (sorry can't tell)
Now
......I'm looking for some other cool story ideas.
Any suggestions?
 
How about Bryan Singer's version of X3 :o
 
A mysterious... ring type object... falls into the hands of a... unattractive midget? And the midget has to destroy the ring-type object.

I call it "Midget Quest".
 
Mal'Akai said:

[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+3]Penis Envy In The American Primate[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman]an original screenplay concept[/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+2]by Josh[/SIZE][/FONT]​
[SIZE=+2]Science Fiction: A war hardened soldier teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 462 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.[/SIZE][SIZE=+2]Think Die Hard meets Out of the Past.
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JLBats said:
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+3]Penis Envy In The American Primate[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman]an original screenplay concept[/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+2]by Josh[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=+2]Science Fiction: A war hardened soldier teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 462 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.[/SIZE][SIZE=+2]Think Die Hard meets Out of the Past.
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I think the plot-o-matic deserves it's own thread. Do I hear a second?
 
Mal'Akai said:
I think the plot-o-matic deserves it's own thread. Do I hear a second?

Nay.
 
Whatever you do, do try to include Batman somehow, I gots to have my Batman :(
 
JLBats said:
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+3]Penis Envy In The American Primate[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman]an original screenplay concept[/FONT]
[FONT=Times, Times New Roman][SIZE=+2]by Josh[/SIZE][/FONT]​
[SIZE=+2]Science Fiction: A war hardened soldier teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 462 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.[/SIZE][SIZE=+2]Think Die Hard meets Out of the Past.
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the book was better.
 
Who needs a plot-o-matic to come up with random plots?

The Purple Llama
by Deuce

A tortured artist, having painted what he believes is a masterpiece, attempts suicide to bring his artwork to fame, but is saved by a well-placed banana peel. In search of the man or beast that placed the peel there, he is led to Nigeria, where he encounters an oddly out-of-place Indian holy man who tells him that he must eat more tacos to be at peace with the universe. He discovers that he was "saved" by a Brooklyn drug dealer, who dealt in cheap, Asian slave shop manufactured artwork on the side, and therefore had business to lose by the popularization of the artist's work. With new purpose, the artist returns to America and adopts the banana peel as his symbol in his fight against drug lords who deal in cheap, Asian, slave shop-manufactured artwork. Newly dubbed "Banana-man", he dons a pair of boxers bearing a purple llama and becomes a hero of world-wide renown.​
 
You are writing a story...can't tell...and you want us to give you ideas. That seems a tad broad. I say it better be a porno and I got some ideas for you then.
 
Oh, and something else, dude. Lose the flashing avatar, huh? It's giving my left frontal lobe seizures.
 
*** sucking ****es
an original screenplay concept
by JIMMY FALON

Romance: A precocious child teams up with a cute dog named Jake to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 6 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets Broke Back Mountian.
 
Write a story about a dude in Miami who is at Pizza Hut one day, meets this fine girl and her mother. He has lunch with them, gets said girl's phone number and gives her a call. Eventually things spiral out of control, and the dude must flee for his life...before the mother finds out.

"The Pizza Hut Seduction"
 
The Way We Was
an original screenplay concept
by Jack Handey
Drama: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to find the true meaning of love. In the process they sign a suicide pact with Parker Posey. By the end of the movie they burn Will Ferrell for being overrated as well as all the other washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.

Think It's a Beautiful Life meets United 93.
 
Deuce said:
Oh, and something else, dude. Lose the flashing avatar, huh? It's giving my left frontal lobe seizures.

sorry
 
Pick up a copy of "Little Fuzzy" and see if you can get rid of all the smoking and drinking in it and turn it into a family flick.
 
How about a movie about World War II?

Or about space?

They haven't done too many movies like that.
 

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