Mr Sparkle's advice thread ( If you want to be an evil over lord that is)

[Mr Sparkle]

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

and this guy explains that he came up with it while on a Star Trek related project, and god knows you DO NOT want to enrage a Trekkie, the possibility for injury or hilarity is to goddamned great.​

The Top 100 Things I'd Dohttp://www.eviloverlord.com/​

If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord​

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I'd say this list is worth a Mill...not wait, a hundred million billion dollars, yeah that sounds about right.​

 

[Abaddon]

hahaha. I remember looking at that site yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrss ago.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

D00d, this was my masterwork.
a thread that had no views and no responses and was also my first thread ever.

it's tainted now.

 

[Abaddon]

I couldn't control the glee I felt when I read the "evil overlord" part.

 

[Kritish]

This thread has the potential for much greatness.

 

[Knives122]

I don't think I want advice from a fish/light bulb hybrid...

 

[Abaddon]

Mr. Sparkle, should I renew my DNRC membership?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

you're spending too much time at LSP.
besides, the genius of this thread was that back then everyone had a stupid advice thread, and i made this as a protest.

everyone thought i really wanted to give out advice.

 

[Abaddon]

ha, I'm rarely there. I stole the smiley when I saw cconnosphere post it at some point. It should be added to hype.

now stop your ****ing whining and learn to roll with the punches. I want some damn overlord advice and I want it now!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Join a Gym, I have no respect for wimps that rely solely on their brains.
they always get betrayed by their muscle anyways.
and get a weasely right hand man, that is a must.


oh, and move out of your parent's house, that was the one thing that stopped Jonty from taking over the world.

 

[Abaddon]

I miss Jonty. I'd wish he'd come back.

 

[Kritish]

I miss Jonty. I'd wish he'd come back.

He was better as War Lord, that way I could call him War Pig. :heart:

 

[Mr Sparkle]

we all miss Jonty.
but I think we miss the Idea of him more that Jonty himself.
because when you really think about it.

he was kinda creepy.

 

[Kritish]

we all miss Jonty.
but I think we miss the Idea of him more that Jonty himself.
because when you really think about it.

he was kinda creepy.

So true, like I miss the idea of SumOfGod coming in every day and ranting about being sodomized by reptillians but in the end it's best he's gone.
:bittersweet:

 

[Mee]

Dear Mr. Evil Overlord,


I wanna be a playah, but my wheels ain't "fly."

Advice?

 

[heypapajinx]

that website had no list! i am upset by this.
KITTY SMASH HULK!!!
:meow:

by the way Sparkle, i think Abaddon likes you.:heart:

 

[Mr Sparkle]

It did oh, impatient one

 

[Eros]

I could take over the world anytime I wanted to in less then a minute.

 

[Fran]

I could take over the world anytime I wanted to in less then a minute.

But a bullet can stop that.

Spoiler

To the kneecaps.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

why not the head?

 

[Fran]

That would be next.

 

[Eros]

Im Bulletpoof sucka.

 

[Fran]

Bulletpoof?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Im Bulletpoof sucka.

I'm embarrassed for you.

 

[Fran]

This whole "I can take over the world so fast" shtick is getting old, Eros. So I'd quit while you're behind, and bulletpoof as well.