Mr Sparkle's advice thread ( If you want to be an evil over lord that is)

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  1. Mr Sparkle

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    and this guy explains that he came up with it while on a Star Trek related project, and god knows you DO NOT want to enrage a Trekkie, the possibility for injury or hilarity is to goddamned great.​




    If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord




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    I'd say this list is worth a Mill...not wait, a hundred million billion dollars, yeah that sounds about right.
     
  2. Abaddon

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    hahaha. I remember looking at that site yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrss ago.:o:yay:
     
  3. Mr Sparkle

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    D00d, this was my masterwork.
    a thread that had no views and no responses and was also my first thread ever.

    it's tainted now. :(
     
  4. Abaddon

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    I couldn't control the glee I felt when I read the "evil overlord" part.
     
  5. Kritish

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    This thread has the potential for much greatness. :(
     
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    I don't think I want advice from a fish/light bulb hybrid...
     
  7. Abaddon

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    Mr. Sparkle, should I renew my DNRC membership?[​IMG]
     
  8. Mr Sparkle

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    you're spending too much time at LSP.
    besides, the genius of this thread was that back then everyone had a stupid advice thread, and i made this as a protest.

    everyone thought i really wanted to give out advice. :(
     
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    ha, I'm rarely there. I stole the smiley when I saw cconnosphere post it at some point. It should be added to hype.[​IMG]

    now stop your ****ing whining and learn to roll with the punches. I want some damn overlord advice and I want it now!:cmad:
     
  10. Mr Sparkle

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    Join a Gym, I have no respect for wimps that rely solely on their brains.
    they always get betrayed by their muscle anyways. :up:
    and get a weasely right hand man, that is a must.


    oh, and move out of your parent's house, that was the one thing that stopped Jonty from taking over the world.
     
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    I miss Jonty. I'd wish he'd come back.
     
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    He was better as War Lord, that way I could call him War Pig. :heart:
     
  13. Mr Sparkle

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    we all miss Jonty.
    but I think we miss the Idea of him more that Jonty himself.
    because when you really think about it.

    he was kinda creepy.
     
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    So true, like I miss the idea of SumOfGod coming in every day and ranting about being sodomized by reptillians but in the end it's best he's gone. :(
    :bittersweet:
     
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    Dear Mr. Evil Overlord,


    I wanna be a playah, but my wheels ain't "fly."

    Advice?
     
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    that website had no list! i am upset by this.
    KITTY SMASH HULK!!!
    :meow::hulk::cmad:

    by the way Sparkle, i think Abaddon likes you.:heart:
     
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    I could take over the world anytime I wanted to in less then a minute.
     
  19. Fran

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    But a bullet can stop that.

    To the kneecaps.
     
  20. Mr Sparkle

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    why not the head?
     
  21. Fran

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    That would be next.
     
  22. Eros

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    Im Bulletpoof sucka.
     
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    Bulletpoof? :huh:
     
  24. Mr Sparkle

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    I'm embarrassed for you.
     
  25. Fran

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    This whole "I can take over the world so fast" shtick is getting old, Eros. So I'd quit while you're behind, and bulletpoof as well.
     

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