Mr Sparkle's advice thread ( If you want to be an evil over lord that is)

Mr Sparkle

Feb 8, 2005
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and this guy explains that he came up with it while on a Star Trek related project, and god knows you DO NOT want to enrage a Trekkie, the possibility for injury or hilarity is to goddamned great.​

If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

I'd say this list is worth a Mill...not wait, a hundred million billion dollars, yeah that sounds about right.
hahaha. I remember looking at that site yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrss ago.:o:yay:
D00d, this was my masterwork.
a thread that had no views and no responses and was also my first thread ever.

it's tainted now. :(
I couldn't control the glee I felt when I read the "evil overlord" part.
This thread has the potential for much greatness. :(
I don't think I want advice from a fish/light bulb hybrid...
Mr. Sparkle, should I renew my DNRC membership?
you're spending too much time at LSP.
besides, the genius of this thread was that back then everyone had a stupid advice thread, and i made this as a protest.

everyone thought i really wanted to give out advice. :(
ha, I'm rarely there. I stole the smiley when I saw cconnosphere post it at some point. It should be added to hype.

now stop your ****ing whining and learn to roll with the punches. I want some damn overlord advice and I want it now!:cmad:
Join a Gym, I have no respect for wimps that rely solely on their brains.
they always get betrayed by their muscle anyways. :up:
and get a weasely right hand man, that is a must.

oh, and move out of your parent's house, that was the one thing that stopped Jonty from taking over the world.
I miss Jonty. I'd wish he'd come back.
we all miss Jonty.
but I think we miss the Idea of him more that Jonty himself.
because when you really think about it.

he was kinda creepy.
we all miss Jonty.
but I think we miss the Idea of him more that Jonty himself.
because when you really think about it.

he was kinda creepy.

So true, like I miss the idea of SumOfGod coming in every day and ranting about being sodomized by reptillians but in the end it's best he's gone. :(
Dear Mr. Evil Overlord,

I wanna be a playah, but my wheels ain't "fly."

that website had no list! i am upset by this.

by the way Sparkle, i think Abaddon likes you.:heart:
I could take over the world anytime I wanted to in less then a minute.
This whole "I can take over the world so fast" shtick is getting old, Eros. So I'd quit while you're behind, and bulletpoof as well.

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