Victarion
Iron Captain
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So the other day I was longing for Missus Bamfer to hold me as I read some Creepypasta. Since she was taking care of our favorite moderator I decided to make me a substitute Mammie Bamfer.
I took a Snickers, Three Musketeers, Milkyway and 2 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. As an adhesive, I used some chunky Jiff to hold the three bars plus the two cups. Then I rolled this in some marble cheesecake, dipped it in a bit of caramel. The caramel helped the batter stick to it. Then I dropped that bad boy in the deepfryer.
It came out glistening and scentillatingly tasty smelling. So I bit into it and lots of heartwarming goodness gushed out. It was delicious, but not as delicious as if Mamie Bamfer were with me.
Please Bamfer release her from your needful clutches.
I took a Snickers, Three Musketeers, Milkyway and 2 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. As an adhesive, I used some chunky Jiff to hold the three bars plus the two cups. Then I rolled this in some marble cheesecake, dipped it in a bit of caramel. The caramel helped the batter stick to it. Then I dropped that bad boy in the deepfryer.
It came out glistening and scentillatingly tasty smelling. So I bit into it and lots of heartwarming goodness gushed out. It was delicious, but not as delicious as if Mamie Bamfer were with me.
Please Bamfer release her from your needful clutches.
