new planet found with a red sun and real kryptonite found on earth

[starlancer]

News media is reporting that a planet with a red sun was found outside our solar system and also that Kryptonite has been found on earth . A white rock with the compostion close to the makeup of the dcu kryptonite .
The news hitting at about the same time i wounder when we will see a man who can fly!!!

 

[yenaled]

I flew this morning.

 

[Fledermaus]

to the bathroom.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I read about the rock. The official name is "jadarite" because it doesn't actually contain any krypton. That kind of sucks. If some *****ebag hadn't named some crappy element "krypton," the jadarite could've officially been called "kryptonite." Then we, as comic geeks, could point to it and pretend that our obsession has some real-world relevance.

 

[starlancer]

I know but we can dream

 

[Kitsune]

Kryton the element was discovered in 1898

 

[Anubis]

By the ghost of Captain Cave Man.

 

[Kebab gud]

what happens when you mix jadarite with krypton.. does it become Kryptonite? and does it become a green crystal?

PS: White Kryptonite kills plants, and only plants..
Pink Krytonite turns straight kryptonian men gay, (Jaderite glows pink under UVlight)

 

[Laplace_Zombie]

Wasn't planet Krypton named after the element?

 

[Abaddon]

red suns are not that rare

 

[Anubis]

What about Blue suns?

 

[incubat]

and rainbow suns?

anyway, yeah, krypton and kryptonite were named after krypton, the earth element, it's actually not called krypton, but it sounds very similar, so it's called krypton by humans.

so let's pretend it's all real...we might be earth prime

 

[Eros]

red suns are not that rare

Yellow suns are rare though.

 

[The Question]

By the ghost of Captain Cave Man.

Captain Cave Man's dead?

 

[The Question]

Also, what makes it even stranger is that Jadarite was discovered in Serbia, where a little over a year ago there were sightings of a flying man in a red cape.

 

[incubat]

Also, what makes it even stranger is that Jadarite was discovered in Serbia, where a little over a year ago there were sightings of a flying man in a red cape.

what????

 

[Anubis]

Captain Cave Man's dead?

Yup, 1851. Syphlis complications.

 

[04nbod]

its a white powder though not crystalline. Whether it would react with krypton has yet to be tested but it still wouldn't create a crystal kryptonite.

cool though

 

[The Question]

what????

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1512284.html

Yup, 1851. Syphlis complications.

Damn his love of prostitutes.

 

[Anubis]

Damn his fling with Josie from Josie and the ***** Cats.

 

[incubat]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1512284.html

damn....

 

[The Question]

Damn his fling with Josie from Josie and the ***** Cats.

Josie and the Pussycats are over 150 years old?

 

[Anubis]

It's complicated. You see, heres how it went down. At some point during the Josie and the ***** Cats in space years, CC and Joise hooked up. (and that's where he got the syphils, though he had no idea at the time. Same thing happened to Aquaman, at least two different muphets, and Chuck Norris, but he kicked Syphlis' ass cuz you know, he's Chuck f**king Norris.) Anyway, they were shacking up in the rocket when they went into a worm hole and found themselves back in the 1840's. Well, some crazy shananigans went down and the Capn' got left behind. Now he would have possibly been able to survive all the way to now on his own, but her mutated space syphlis had done it's job and he died a slow and painful death in 1851. Two years later his ghost came back and has been kick'n ass and taking names ever since. And that my friends, is the untold story of Captain Caveman.

Next week, Hukleberry Hound's secret gay parties.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Also, what makes it even stranger is that Jadarite was discovered in Serbia, where a little over a year ago there were sightings of a flying man in a red cape.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1512284.html

millar's russian superman story has finally come to life.

 

[incubat]

millar's russian superman story has finally come to life.

seems like it...

so, captain caveman eh...I want to know more about HH...