Ninja Gaiden 2: Rachel is gone, replaced with new heroine.

[블라스]

I totally believe how racist you are.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Excellent. While Rachel was busy sewing gowns and singing songs as a child, Taki was gunning down my buddies in the muddy jungles of Vietnam.

 

[Zenien]

Taki couldn't possibly be a ninja, with breasts that big, without wearing a super bra, or binding them, it just wouldn't work and it would be painful.

Sorry dudes, Nariko is where it's at yo.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

What could you possibly know about being a real Ninja Zenien? You didn't even get past Murai in Ninja Gaiden Sigma.

Also, I'm pretty sure you like Tenchu... so... breasts still win. Rachel is still better as well.

I'm not really sure if you were on my side saying Taki couldn't be a ninja... so I have to defend myself from all angles.

 

[블라스]

You know Sammo Hung?

This is his wife playing a Vietnamese rebel...

 

[WhatsHisFace]

She probably sent some kid running with a grenade to a Helicopter.

 

[블라스]

Taki couldn't possibly be a ninja, with breasts that big, without wearing a super bra, or binding them, it just wouldn't work and it would be painful.

You shut your mouth, woman
Don't you dare ruin this for me, DON'T YOU DARE!

 

[블라스]

She probably sent some kid running with a grenade to a Helicopter.

Actually, someone chopped off her arm and she still killed a bunch of americans like it was nothing.





































































Not really, but it would have been awesome.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

America could have won Vietnam if we really wanted to...

Nuclear bombs are critical hit on all targets.

 

[블라스]

America could have won Vietnam if we really wanted to...

This so-called "America" made a horrible mess in Vietnam hahaha what the hell, man?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You have no idea how big messes can get. Even with a half-life of 12 years, a nuclear blast or two in Vietnam would still have Isotopes all over that filthy jungle... although it would be a reforested one after an attack like that...

AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! Woooo!!! Bro! Bro! Bro!

 

[Zenien]

You shut your mouth, woman
Don't you dare ruin this for me, DON'T YOU DARE!

She must use Ninja Magic! t:

Please don't hurt me O_O

 

[블라스]

You have no idea how big messes can get. Even with a half-life of 12 years, a nuclear blast or two in Vietnam would still have Isotopes all over that filthy jungle... although it would be a reforested one after an attack like that...



AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! AMERICA ROOLS!!! Woooo!!! Bro! Bro! Bro!

"Would".

 

[블라스]

She must use Ninja Magic! t:

Please don't hurt me O_O

Damn you

 

[WhatsHisFace]

"Would".

"I Got Would"

 

[블라스]

NEXT MONTH:

 

[WhatsHisFace]

That was such a good movie. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are brilliant. I can't wait to see their next collaboration with Edgar Wright.

Do you know what it's going to be?

 

[블라스]

I don't know
He's writing Ant-Man, about a guy who...turns into an ant? I don't know

 

[WhatsHisFace]

That sounds like a movie that would star Hal Sparks, who I hate.

But, if it ends up having Pegg and Frost, I'm there.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Nariko sucks.

 

[블라스]

That sounds like a movie that would star Hal Sparks, who I hate.

But, if it ends up having Pegg and Frost, I'm there.

I've only seen him in Spider-Man 2 and in the Kung Fu Season 2 special features.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

There are some people on this earth who just... have to die...

...and he's one of them.

 

[블라스]

He knows kung fu, karate and TKD, WHF....you couldn't be the one to kill him.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

His Kung Fu is weak.

"I can defeat any man in this room in 60 seconds!!!"

 

[블라스]

Bwahahaha Bruce Lee is a BADASS.
I love that movie.
That mothertrucking long haired kung fu master kicks Bruce in the back when he wasn't looking, and Bruce still beats the **** out of him.