Now This Is Funny!!!!!!!!!

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Just read this the other day.......

A new business had opened up and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card: it said "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said something like this:

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying:
"Congratulations on your new location."
 
rodhulk said:
You don't get it?
Yes, I get it. I just didn't find it funny. I thought you asking me do I get it was funnier than the joke. 'Cause I actually cracked a grin..:(
 
Batty for Bats! said:
Yes, I get it. I just didn't find it funny. I thought you asking me do I get it was funnier than the joke. 'Cause I actually cracked a grin..:(
Well, at least I made you laugh in the end.
 
cute rod bet others would like it as well
 
Thanks, sensi. Maybe I'll surprise you later on over at the ???????, that's if you're still online.

I gotta leave for about an hour then I'll go there.
 
giggle ..ok rod see you there and you better show up too lol

oh need more cute things too
 
Spidey-Bat said:
I laughed when I heard this 2 years ago.
Ever hear the word 'coincidence' then, cause I just read that it happened somewhere in northwestern Canada (Ontario part).

Or are you just out looking to cause trouble cause that's... well... all you do?
 
sensi said:
giggle ..ok rod see you there and you better show up too lol

oh need more cute things too
I'll be there, and I haven't even left the Hype yet. I'm going now. If I'm still welcomed there... :p :D
 
rodhulk said:
Ever hear the word 'coincidence' then, cause I just read that it happened somewhere in northwestern Canada (Ontario part).

Or are you just out looking to cause trouble cause that's... well... all you do?
Spidey-Bat's having a rough day :O
 
Where is the moment when we need it the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on

Cause you had a rough day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a rough day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a rough day
You had a rough day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on

You had a rough day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a rough day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a rough day
You had a rough day

Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well oh that
Strong
Well I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a rough day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a rough day
You see what you like
And how does it feel, one more time
You had a rough day
You had a rough day
You had a rough day
 
rodhulk said:
Ever hear the word 'coincidence' then, cause I just read that it happened somewhere in northwestern Canada (Ontario part).

Or are you just out looking to cause trouble cause that's... well... all you do?

Why are you being so defensive about this?
 
Spidey-Bat said:
Why are you being so defensive about this?
Maybe you can answer that as per your first post in this thread.
 
Sabretooth said:
Spidey-Bat's having a rough day :O
Ah, it's no big deal. There's always somebody that goes around with some type of 'it's old' type post. I just felt it to be negative in a thread that was meant to have a good laugh in. And...uh... you did laugh, did you? :D
 

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