Officer!! Someone Stole My Girl.

[Erzengel]

MAY 17--An Iowa man impervious to embarrassment called cops this week to report the theft of a blow-up fashioned to resemble a porn star. According to a Council Bluffs Police Department report (a copy of which you can find below), Trenton Camacho called cops Monday night to report that a "Priority US Mail package" containing his "Jenna Haze Love Doll" had been opened and that the plastic plaything was missing. The box had been left in the common hallway of the apartment complex where the 21-year-old Camacho resides. In a TSG interview, Camacho said that he purchased the $32 item after receiving an e-mail solicitation and did not plan on replacing the stolen goods. Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze, who's starred in films like "Big Bottom Sadie" and "Phuk Factor" and was named "Best New Starlet" at the 2003 Adult Video News awards. Online ads describe the Haze doll as having "soft, perky breasts" and "sexy silkscreen crotchless panties & she has the tightest holes." (3 pages)

I know I'd be very upset myself.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517061haze1.html

 

[Maxwell Smart]

So who is this, Bud Bundy? XD

 

[kane9321]

lol funny

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

LOL this story is funny.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ahahahaha

 

[Maxwell Smart]

"He stole my balloon-woman"

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

you should never mess around with another man's blow up doll.....

 

[Erzengel]

Wtf?

Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze

Um..what else are you suppose to do with it?

 

[Maxwell Smart]

you should never mess around with another man's blow up doll.....

You wanna get nuts!?

 

[War Lord]

He complains about a $32 item being stolen and he's not certain what plans he had for it.

 

[Danalys]

perhaps he was going to take it to dinner.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

perhaps he was going to take it to dinner.

Movie, hamburger and a coke, and then home to meet his mother. Bwahahahah.

 

[sinewave]

ha! i live right accross the river from council bluffs. it's notorious for it's population of white trash. this isn't going to help its reputation.

 

[Danalys]

Movie, hamburger and a coke, and then home to meet his mother. Bwahahahah.

"hi mom this is my new girlfriend."
"are those real?"
"she's had some plastic surgery."

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

on a side note, a google image search of "Jenna Haze," yields some rather "interesting" results

 

[Danalys]

Online ads describe the Haze doll as having "soft, perky breasts" and "sexy silkscreen crotchless panties & she has the tightest holes."

he'll need help getting out of this tight hole.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

he'll need help getting out of this tight hole.

"Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! "

 

[War Lord]

He should have laid out some real cash and get a superbabe.

http://www.superbabe2000.com/frame1.html

There is nudity on this site, but I'm not really sure if it counts, considering the subject material.