One-Way Trip To Mars?

[Goshdarn Batman]

The more important question is who will be the first man to fart on Mars

Astronaut 1: "That's one small step for..."

"BLUUURRRPRRRT"

Astronaut 2: "...lolz"

 

[rizzo51]

A colony on Mars is an amazing thing, but the thought that all the waring nations would come together to do something together? I think it would more be a mad race to claim as much land in the name of their country as possible the way human nature is. Could you imagine the race for land on a new planet?
Poor martian natives.. guess they better stock up on small pox and polio vacines cuz the Americans are coming to town

 

[VanillaLando]

I will be SO PISSED if I don't get the opprotunity to go. I am the ideal candidate:

A. I hate earth
B. I won't miss anyone
C. I've already conducted sensory deprevation experiments on myself
D. I enjoy being by myself
E. I'm former military
F. I was in a squadron and am familiar with aircraft
G. I like killing stuff(aliens)
H. I KNOW what the ultimat objective of this mission would be.

 

[VanillaLando]

Astronaut 1: "That's one small step for..."

"BLUUURRRPRRRT"

Astronaut 2: "...lolz"

Has anyone even farted on the moon yet?

 

[Alex The Great]

H. = find sexy alien womens for the 6 month ride hime

 

[Arc-Light]

Awesome finally we get to have

SPACE MARINES

 

[RickO'Connell]

Astronaut 1: "That's one small step for..."

"BLUUURRRPRRRT"

Astronaut 2: "...lolz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOrT0X8i8zI

 

[The Geek Vault]

Wow Mars! That's insane!

 

[Carlynn Carnage]

I would do it