Osama Bin Laden- saving all his love for....

[War Lord]

Osama Bin Laden has a bit of a crush on her.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/8/21/121445.shtml?s=ic

Osama Bin Laden 'Obsessed' With Whitney Houston.

As if Whitney Houston doesn’t have enough problems with her rumored struggles with drug addiction, now there’s news that the superstar may be pursued by a high-profile admirer: Osama bin Laden.

The New York Post’s Page Six reports that bin Laden is apparently "obsessed” with the one-time chart-topping pop diva, who is married to troubled entertainer Bobby Brown.

Bin Laden, according to novelist Kola Boof who claims to have been the terrorist mastermind’s "sex slave,” considered Houston to be "the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen,” and even talked about having her husband (Brown) killed so he could make Houston one of his wives.

"He [Bin Laden] said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Kartoum,” Boof told the Post. "He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”

Bin Laden is apparently "dismissive of black women,” but he was so taken by Houston’s beauty, that he reportedly carried photographs of the singer from Star magazine in his briefcase.

 

[Carter]

All he needs to make this a reality is a little crack

 

[kane9321]

huh...wtf

 

[JokerNick]

strap her with explosives and send her his way....

kill two birds with one stone!!!

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Wtf? Whitney Houston?

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She's the financier and queen of Peru.​

 

[The Question]

Wow. That's just........wow. Wow.

 

[War Lord]

Wtf? Whitney Houston?

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She's the financier and queen of Peru.​

I don't think he's seen any recent pictures of her.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

All he needs to make this a reality is a little crack

IT'S NOT CRACK. I DON'T DO CRACK! CRACK IS WACK! COCAINE BARBARA. COCAINE!!!

. . .

 

[jaguarr]

Annnd eyyyyeeeeeeeeeayyyyyyyyeeeee willlalllwayyyys luvvvvvyoooooooo!

Osama's a stalker. Hah!

jag

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I don't think he's seen any recent pictures of her.

She's contributed more to Peru's economy than Richard Pryor.

 

[C. Lee]

Osama and Whitney...sitting in a cave
He wants to Jihad...she wants to rave
Osama sells heroin
To finance his world attack
Whitney proudly shouts
CRACK IS WHACK!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Well he might treat her better than her last Husband did

 

[Darthphere]

All he needs to make this a reality is a little crack

 

[vibeke_T]

lol this is terrible!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

So does this mean Osama wants to wage a jihad on that a$$.

 

[Zilleraut #66]

I don't think he's seen any recent pictures of her.

Yuck!!! She looks like she's been going A to M for crack money.

 

[kane9321]

So does this mean Osama wants to wage a jihad on that a$$.

what a$$?

 

[Caliber]

strap her with explosives and send her his way....

kill two birds with one stone!!!

Not a bad idea, they could even get by bribing her with crack.

 

[maxwell's demon]

SO....i go onto google news...
...and i see this :

"Scotsman - 15 hours ago
OSAMA bin Laden, the al-Qaeda leader, was obsessed with the singer Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, a new book claims.
Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet and novelist, who says she was kept against her will as the terrorism mastermind's mistress in 1996, writes in her autobiography that he wanted to give the star a mansion and make her one of his wives.

"He told me that Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen," Boof claims in Diary of a Lost Girl, excerpts of which are published in Harper's magazine.

But bin Laden had less respect for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, apparently talking about the possibility of having him killed.

...Boof, who also says the al- Qaeda leader would "ramble on" about his favourite TV shows, The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver, adds: "In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the star, as well as copies of Playboy ... It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."


http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1232212006










:canada dry:

 

[Kipobe]

I guess if he took Whitney Houston out of America, it'd make up for 9/11.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i dont think he'd have the, um.. "Dedication" to her that Bobby Brown has shown

come on, you all know what im talking about.



edit- darn. i guess this can be merged with Jonty's thread.
wow. merging with a jonty thread. weird.

 

[jaguarr]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247374



jag

 

[maxwell's demon]

i know i know. my first thread search for it turned up empty ,so i made this one.


man....merging with a jonty thread....



...man.

 

[Knives122]

hold on, I herd he had a sex slave, what does she look like?

 

[jaguarr]

i know i know. my first thread search for it turned up empty ,so i made this one.


man....merging with a jonty thread....



...man.

Oh, how the mighty fall...

jag