Parker

[Hunter Rider]

Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez Get Their Cut in the Parker Trailer

 

[Lencho01]

Seeing Statham with plenty of hair is weird.

 

[Octoberist]

This looks horrible. Not only that, the title is plastered all over the screen in the black bars during the trailer.

 

[Gianakin_]

That looks more like Megan Fox than JLo.

 

[dude stannis]

Eh. I expected better than The Mechanic 2. At least I get to see Wendell Pierce, Daniel Bernhardt, Michael Chiklis and Jason Statham in a heist crew.

 

[Project862006]

does this man have it in his contract that he must wear a suit in every film lol

 

[Gianakin_]

Better than being shirtless in each film.

 

[hammerhedd11]

That reminds me of those X:Men First Class posters.

 

[bullets]

The moment I saw Jennifer Lopez my heart sank a bit but then I remembered Out of Sight .

I was hoping Statham would finally be playing a villain though.

 

[Gianakin_]

Saw the trailer. Could've looked worse, tbh.

 

[Project862006]

The moment I saw Jennifer Lopez my heart sank a bit but then I remembered Out of Sight .

I was hoping Statham would finally be playing a villain though.

thought she was good in money train and selina too

 

[dude stannis]

I was hoping Statham would finally be playing a villain though.

True that, if they wanted a British Parker, Clive Owen was the way to go.

 

[chaseter]

Let me guess the plot:

Statham is wronged in some way and he has to fight the bad guys with guns and fists. At some point, he meets a woman or a girl that gives him a little insight into himself that he then bonds with.

If you took all the words off of all of his movie posters...I bet most of them would be interchangeable.

 

[Destructus86]

I'm totally seeing this as i'm a huge Statham fan. He's one of the few in the business still churning out CLASSIC old school action films.

 

[dude stannis]

Let me guess the plot:

Statham is wronged in some way and he has to fight the bad guys with guns and fists. At some point, he meets a woman or a girl that gives him a little insight into himself that he then bonds with.

If you took all the words off of all of his movie posters...I bet most of them would be interchangeable.

I kind of like that about him. He's like a live action comic book character. Every 6 or so months, there's a new GN released. But I really don't think they should've applied that to Parker. Just a waste of the source material.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

This is the third film based on the same Donald Westlake novel, following Point Blank w/Lee Marvin and later Mel Gibson's Payback.

This one seems to be only very loosely based on the book though. It looks ok, but I don't think there's any way I'll like it better than Payback, both versions of which I think are pretty awesome.

But hey at least they got his name right this time.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I loved the theatrical version of Payback. Still need to see the original one.

 

[dude stannis]

Payback is awesome. Absolutely in tune with the Parker books. Hopefully this cashes up so we get a sequel closer to a proper Parker story. Hopefully written and directed by Shane Black.

I'd laugh if The Bank Job is more of a Parker movie with Statham than this.

 

[Sawyer]

Jason Statham's texan accent was terrible. Then again, he's all-around terrible with accents. Even his own accent sounds like ****.

 

[dude stannis]

I hope it's for comedy relief.

 

[Holiday]

I liked Payback better this one. Actually, I like a lot of movies better than this one but I was at least entertained for 2 hours so I'm calling it a win.

 

[Piper Maru]

I thought this was about Peter Parker, then I saw the poster with Statham and was depressed. Another generic action movie with doors being kicked down.

 

[nocomics]

I just can't go see Statham as a lead role anymore his movies are really bland. I actually like him in a secondary role than a lead role imo.