Penis promise for thousands of men

[SoulManX]

Penis envy could soon be a thing of the past after scientists have found success with an unusual organ implant grown in the laboratory and tested on highly-sexed rabbits.

American researchers have completely rebuilt the "stiffening" elements of the penis from donor cells - and showed that they worked.

Male rabbits given the implants attempted to mate within one minute of being introduced to a female partner, and 83 per cent succeeded.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl...ands_of_men&in_article_id=766246&in_page_id=2

 

[Darthphere]

Penis envy makes it....hard for men to operate.

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

Penis envy is something entirely different. >.>

 

[SuBe]

How's that cure for cancer coming?

 

[Darthphere]

You can't cure cancer without an erection.

 

[The Guard]

This won't end well.

 

[PLAS]

I made an informal survey with several female friends of mine, and here's something surprising I found out

size does not matter... much
and when it does, girth seems to be preferred over lenght
what women do appreciate more than mere size is technique, proficiency and you know, the ability to make them have an enjoyable time

 

[chaseter]

Once againe, South Park beats Science. Watch the episode, "Eek, a penis."

 

[katie_girl09]

How's that cure for cancer coming?

 

[terry78]

Pfft. Totally pointless invention, especially considering what I carry.

 

[chaseter]

All black guys carry. Totally unfair

 

[Majic Walrus]

Pfft. Totally pointless invention, especially considering what I carry.

*****?

 

[xwolverine2]

this is great news! ive always wanted my pet rabbit to have a bigger d***

 

[Morg]

How's that cure for cancer coming?

Fellow farker?

 

[CashforStash]

I'm happy with my penis? So this thread is pointless to me

 

[AlteredEgo]

I'm happy with my penis? So this thread is pointless to me

Perhaps, but are others happy with your penis?

 

[Addendum]

How's that cure for cancer coming?

Enlarged prostate is a pre-existing condition.

 

[Marx]

The different types of 'conditions' that the medical community decides to tackle amaze me. We have all kinds of solutions for 'male enhancements' yet we still have no cure for cancer.

 

[SuperFerret]

There's no money to be made with a cure for cancer.

 

[terry78]

Medical marvels that assist with your sex appeal will never go out of fashion. It's recession proof.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Once againe, South Park beats Science. Watch the episode, "Eek, a penis."

Butters: Hey wait! I think that's teacher's penis!
Butters' dad: Your teacher's penis?
Butters: Yeah, that must be his.
Butters' dad: Butters, how do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?

 

[-Arya-]

The different types of 'conditions' that the medical community decides to tackle amaze me. We have all kinds of solutions for 'male enhancements' yet we still have no cure for cancer.

It's just not in the mindset for pharmaceutical companies to cure cancer or any other infectious disease.

Baldness, Erectile Dysfunction and other trivial conditions are more profitable.