World Pitch your Favorite Wisecracks!

[SpideyScott]

I'll be posting mine shortly, What does everyone got?

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

I think this is a great idea for a thread. Spider-Man's quips is one of the things I like best about him. Here's a few that I like:
From The Vulture Returns while he's figthing Vulture at the Daily Bugle:
J. Jonah Jameson: My ledgers! My files! Look what you're doing!
Spidey: Aw, go slide down a barbed-wire fence.

From the Spider-Man 3 game after he beats a gang:
Spidey: Thanks for playing. Sorry you didn't win, but we have a lovely consolation prize of jail time.

From Spider-Man 2 while he's fighting Doc Ock:
Spidey: Here's your change!
[Throwns coin bag at Doc Ock].

Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spidey: I have a knack for that.

 

[SpideyScott]

Those are pretty cool!
I could pretty much restate all of the from the spectacular series but i'm not going too!

 

[webhead731]

Tons.
One I use from SM2 the game is "shame on you this is a traffic hazard."

 

[brianbuck]

"Doc, are you sure you thought this through. The next Spider Man who pulls you out of a pile of debris may look on this as a cautionary tale."