Police nab the Butt Bandit

[Immortalfire]

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Crude_Dude.html

OMAHA, Neb. — Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."

This guy is obviously a Hypester...BUTT who is it?

 

[Captain Planet!]

You are obviously guilty. It's a perfect plan, you report the crime. Who would suspect you?



I would.

 

[04nbod]

1) why would anyone do that?
2) why would anyone bother reporting it?

 

[Arthas]

lol, what kind of ****** go's and imprints his butt on windows? lol

 

[Bubonic]

He just wanted to leave his mark on the world.
And a few windows...

 

[Arthas]

lol

 

[Alex The Great]

Morg Did It

 

[Arthas]

Lol! would NOT me surprised bad morg...as always, lol

 

[Captain Planet!]

Morg Did It

So predictible of you, Psycho Symbiote.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I blame DBella.



Sorry, just had to be different.

 

[Morg]

I blame DBella.



Sorry, just had to be different.

Only problem she's in Japan

 

[Alex The Great]

So predictible of you, Psycho Symbiote.

The Dude's 35 years old and stuff.....it's the perfect fit!

not really, but I bet Morg is lying about his age!



He's experienced with that :scared:

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Only problem she's in Japan

It's a cover....obviously. She's the notorious butt bandit and she knows it!

 

[Arthas]

it is Morg!!! HE YE BE GUILTY!!!! LOL :LMAO:



i hate Morg! he is meanie! lol

 

[Alex The Great]

And you are? imp:

 

[Morg]

The Dude's 35 years old and stuff.....it's the perfect fit!

not really, but I bet Morg is lying about his age!



He's experienced with that :scared:

I'm not 35, much much older

 

[Alex The Great]

36?

 

[Arthas]

no.....probably about.......hmmm.....porbably bout 10, baby 11, lol

 

[Captain Planet!]

it is Morg!!! HE YE BE GUILTY!!!! LOL :LMAO:



i hate Morg! he is meanie! lol

If you're going to hate on someone who has the power to ban you, at least use proper grammar.

 

[Alex The Great]

Hey now, give the noob a chance


He's been here since may and has 91 posts......


nevermind. Let him have it

 

[Morg]

Hey now, give the noob a chance


He's been here since may and has 91 posts......


nevermind. Let him have it

That 'noob' is not a newbie

 

[Alex The Great]

I call em like i see em

 

[Arthas]

actually, i just dont rly like shh that much, dont post here very often, i like ones like scrolls of lore forum...stuff like that

If you're going to hate on someone who has the power to ban you, at least use proper grammar.

dude i ment to do the he ye be meanie............bad

 

[Alex The Great]

The dictionary is your friend.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Definitely sounds like Morg