Prince Harry livin' it up Calgary style

[Halcohol]

So, apparently the guy has been transferred to CFB Suffield, the largest base in the Commonwealth, possibly preparing for deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan. Suffield is about 10 minutes outside the town where I grew up, apparently he's been spotted there going bowling and "mingling with the commoners", but there's only so much fun to be had in lowly old Medicine Hat, Alberta.

So what does he do? He travels back to Calgary, about 250 kms away, and hits up the hottest nightclub in town, the aptly named "Cowboys". Of course, if I was the Prince of England, I'd probably be this smooth too.

The whole town is going nuts. It's too bad, 'cause I heard a really funny Princess Diana joke the other day, but I don't want to tell it 'cause I'm afraid I'll be tackled by MI6 or something.

What would you do if you met some old-fashioned royalty?

 

[R0rschach]

I'd probably kidnap him/her!

 

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So, apparently the guy has been transferred to CFB Suffield, the largest base in the Commonwealth, possibly preparing for deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan. Suffield is about 10 minutes outside the town where I grew up, apparently he's been spotted there going bowling and "mingling with the commoners", but there's only so much fun to be had in lowly old Medicine Hat, Alberta.

So what does he do? He travels back to Calgary, about 250 kms away, and hits up the hottest nightclub in town, the aptly named "Cowboys". Of course, if I was the Prince of England, I'd probably be this smooth too.

The whole town is going nuts. It's too bad, 'cause I heard a really funny Princess Diana joke the other day, but I don't want to tell it 'cause I'm afraid I'll be tackled by MI6 or something.

What would you do if you met some old-fashioned royalty?

The guy smokes weed, listens to Justin Timberlake, plays Xbox and said he would like to bone Beyonce his about as common as the Royal Family gets.