Proof that Aquaman sucks

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Funny video at how Aquaman would never fly as the failed TV pilot proved.
http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm

 

[Aristotle]

A bad flash animation is proof that Aquaman sucks?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

Check it out. I just proved that goofy midgets in wrestling costumes answer fan email publicly.

 

[Tropico]

Meh, barely laughed the first time that there was a thread about it months ago.

 

[WompuM]

weak

 

[hippie_hunter]

Aquaman can go really fast and he does have super-strength

 

[CConn]

That actually makes Aquaman even more awesome in my book.

It's emo with class.

 

[GNR]

Who gives a **** about the show.

Aquaman is still badass.

 

[The Leaguer]

This thread sucks more than Lazlo thinks Aquaman sucks.

 

[Purple Man]

Aquaman > this thread > Leaguer

You know you messed up when you're lower on the totem pole than Aquaman.

But I guess it comes with the territory when your only super power is being that annoying kid that nobody likes talking to, but they let him hang out anyways because he would probably kill himself if nobody listend to him and his petty insults.

 

[The Leaguer]

What, do you have sort of vendetta against me? Did I f*** your mom or something? To be honest, that isn't altogether unlikely. Either way, it'll take more than someone with an emo signature to measure up to me.

Besides, your post is easily dismissed as moronic with your implication that Aquaman is a lame character.

 

[Purple Man]

Aquaman is alright in my book. He's better than you so that's all that really matters.

You and your negativity wreeks of rotten Egg-Fu.

It will take a lot more than the anti-life equation to measure up to you. At least ten thousand more posts, a need to disrespect any comic book I don't like, and probably a hundred pounds or so.

I'll stick to having my fun by talking crap to whiny bastards who decide to complain about books they shouldn't bother reading if they hate it so much, instead of attacking characters who just need a good story to make their reputation more favorable.

 

[The Leaguer]

I'm glad you seem to think I'm so formidable. You're not wrong. How about, while you talk crap to whiny bastards who decide to complain about books they shouldn't bother reading if they hate it so much, I'll talk crap to whiny bastards who decide to complain about posters they should just ignore if they hate them so much.

 

[Purple Man]

I'm glad you seem to think I'm so formidable. You're not wrong. How about, while you talk crap to whiny bastards who decide to complain about books they shouldn't bother reading if they hate it so much, I'll talk crap to whiny bastards who decide to complain about posters they should just ignore if they hate them so much.

It's a vicious cycle.

We could go on forever if you decided to engage me in such a battle.

Wouldn't it just be easier if you would just shut your mouth about the books you don't like, or at least speak intelligently about why the book doesn't work for you?

You quit being a whiny bastard, and I'll quit being a whiny bastard. Sound fair enough?

 

[The Leaguer]

No, because we're both too good at it to let the talen to go waste.

 

[Aristotle]

But I guess it comes with the territory when your only super power is being that annoying kid that nobody likes talking to, but they let him hang out anyways because he would probably kill himself if nobody listend to him and his petty insults.

You named yourself after ****ing Purple Man. That's got to be the dumbest name ever. Close second is the Green Mask.

 

[Aristotle]

Aquaman is alright in my book. He's better than you so that's all that really matters.

You tell 'em, Steve-Dave!

You and your negativity wreeks of rotten Egg-Fu.

childish.

It will take a lot more than the anti-life equation to measure up to you.

You told 'em again, Steve-Dave!

and probably a hundred pounds or so.

childish again.

attacking characters who just need a good story to make their reputation more favorable.

Didn't you just make fun of Aquaman a few posts ago? I know you later said he's alright in you book, but didn't you say that it was pretty bad to be lower on the totem pole than him?

 

[WompuM]

you can't root against purple man and leaguer.
and do you have any idea who the purple man is? not only is he one of the few guys who has enough nuts to rattle luke cage's cage (no pun intended until after i realized what i typed), but he is also the only supervillian outside the joker who is man enough to pull of purple. so show some respect.

 

[yenaled]

Aquaman ****ing rules and Leaguer tends to be correct most the time... and he know this.

oh and p.s. that flash video was posted about 65 billion years ago. danke.

 

[Darthphere]

Aquaman pwns my soul and Purple Man crying like a little ***** is ten times worse than leaguer's negativity.

 

[Darthphere]

While were at it, remember to vote for me:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259981

 

[yenaled]

Voted added sir.

 

[Purple Man]

No, because we're both too good at it to let the talen to go waste.

Hahaha. You are a formidable opponent. When you two aren't being total idiots, you and Darthphere can be pretty funny.

And who would name themselves after the Purple Man? I don't know. If my memory serves me right, I decided to join the forums while at my former high schools computer room, and just read New Avengers #2 the day before. That last page where he's eating the apple amidst all the carnage and calmly tells Luke Cage to kill the heroes and himself. Seemed ludicris and bad ass at the same time.

Of course I ate those words when P-Man was eating Cages fist at the beginning of the next issue, but what can you do?

I've been thinking about changing my name, I can't stand the color purple, and what the hell was I thinking naming myself after some purple skinned, Yugoslavian spy named Zebediah Kilgrave? I wish I could blame it on drugs, but I don't have stuff that strong.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

you do have to admit that his earlier incarnations were really lame, but the same could be said for sooooo many superheroes. Look at the early batman comics, yeesh robin was not even wearing pants. How about the flash, the first guy had a metal hat on. Don't even get me started on Captain Marvel

 

[Harlekin]

You best not be dissing Jay Garrick, foo'.

And welcome to the Hype.

 

[Darthphere]

you do have to admit that his earlier incarnations were really lame, but the same could be said for sooooo many superheroes. Look at the early batman comics, yeesh robin was not even wearing pants. How about the flash, the first guy had a metal hat on. Don't even get me started on Captain Marvel

It was a metal plate son.