Restroom Reading

[Mee]

So what's the deal with writing on bathroom stalls?[/Sienfeld]

And when did it go from cursing and racial slurs, to politics? I'm in one today and I see: "2008-McCain Need Not Apply."

Now maybe it's fitting to have politics in the crapper, but it just seemed odd. What's the point of writing on the stall in the first place?

I feel like GAH now, eh, discuss.

 

[Ben Urich]

I wrote "WEE THE PEOPLE" in a bathroom stall at the National Archives.
One of my proudest moments.

 

[Mee]

Much more clever than most of the stuff people write.

 

[Fran]

ROFL, Ben!!

 

[Kipobe]

I'm working on something where instead of needing to take a ****, you simply press a button installed on your side every 6 - 12 hours, and it causes your body to release all waste from your system in a nice, neat little 2"x2" cube that you can release by unscrewing your foot and simply throwing away. Of course, to avoid odor problems, this cube will be broken down with potpouri and fragrances, thus making the waste cube also a good replacement for scented candles and scented plug-in products. I figure those companies probably wouldn't be too pleased with my invention... in fact, they'd probably see fit to destroy the kipobecolon (working title) because of what it could do to them... so instead, I'm still working on my interactive porno idea where you can actually simulate the same things you see done on internet porn, but with real people. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm sure it'll utilize many of the same features from the kipobecolon and other liscenced kipobe-human features.

 

[Ben Urich]

I should get bonus points for only being, like, 12 at the time.
I haven't done anything that clever since.

 

[Fran]

I'm working on something where instead of needing to take a ****, you simply press a button installed on your side every 6 - 12 hours, and it causes your body to release all waste from your system in a nice, neat little 2"x2" cube that you can release by unscrewing your foot and simply throwing away. Of course, to avoid odor problems, this cube will be broken down with potpouri and fragrances, thus making the waste cube also a good replacement for scented candles and scented plug-in products. I figure those companies probably wouldn't be too pleased with my invention... in fact, they'd probably see fit to destroy the kipobecolon (working title) because of what it could do to them... so instead, I'm still working on my interactive porno idea where you can actually simulate the same things you see done on internet porn, but with real people. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm sure it'll utilize many of the same features from the kipobecolon and other liscenced kipobe-human features.

Do you have donor bodies to work on or something?

 

[HellOnEarth]

I'm working on something where instead of needing to take a ****, you simply press a button installed on your side every 6 - 12 hours, and it causes your body to release all waste from your system in a nice, neat little 2"x2" cube that you can release by unscrewing your foot and simply throwing away. Of course, to avoid odor problems, this cube will be broken down with potpouri and fragrances, thus making the waste cube also a good replacement for scented candles and scented plug-in products. I figure those companies probably wouldn't be too pleased with my invention... in fact, they'd probably see fit to destroy the kipobecolon (working title) because of what it could do to them... so instead, I'm still working on my interactive porno idea where you can actually simulate the same things you see done on internet porn, but with real people. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm sure it'll utilize many of the same features from the kipobecolon and other liscenced kipobe-human features.

Now, that's what I call creativity! t:



Ever thought about being a writer?

 

[C. Lee]

The Kipobe Fecal Compactor...or KFC for short.

 

[hippie_hunter]

In the urinal at my local Wal-Mart someone wrote "Need room to piss"

I agreed with him. I needed to squeeze into there to go pee! That thing is small

 

[hippie_hunter]

The Kipobe Fecal Compactor...or KFC for short.

I like it

 

[HellOnEarth]

http://flash.kids.empas.com/flash.html?t=song&s=comic_song&n=570

 

[imdaly]

Made me immediately think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11O1MCn7Lc

 

[Halcohol]

Dane Cook's always a good time. "Carpe deez nuts!"

 

[Mee]

I'm working on something where instead of needing to take a ****, you simply press a button installed on your side every 6 - 12 hours, and it causes your body to release all waste from your system in a nice, neat little 2"x2" cube that you can release by unscrewing your foot and simply throwing away. Of course, to avoid odor problems, this cube will be broken down with potpouri and fragrances, thus making the waste cube also a good replacement for scented candles and scented plug-in products. I figure those companies probably wouldn't be too pleased with my invention... in fact, they'd probably see fit to destroy the kipobecolon (working title) because of what it could do to them... so instead, I'm still working on my interactive porno idea where you can actually simulate the same things you see done on internet porn, but with real people. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I'm sure it'll utilize many of the same features from the kipobecolon and other liscenced kipobe-human features.

Batteries not included.

 

[Fred_Fury]

One time I was taking a crap and I looked on the stall and it said "I smeared aids on the toilet seat"

Havent used a public restrom since.

 

[Dangerous]

I'm a kinda in and out man.

 

[AndThePickles]

I don't really see as much writing on stalls anymore, I guess people around here must have eased up.

 

[Iceman]

So what's the deal with writing on bathroom stalls?[/Sienfeld]

And when did it go from cursing and racial slurs, to politics? I'm in one today and I see: "2008-McCain Need Not Apply."

Now maybe it's fitting to have politics in the crapper, but it just seemed odd. What's the point of writing on the stall in the first place?

I feel like GAH now, eh, discuss.

With the captive audience aspect it's a great place to advertise.

 

[Dangerous]

The thing that gets me all URGGHHH, is all the gay meet up messages detailing size of guys knobs.

 

[Immortalfire]

One time I was taking a crap and I looked on the stall and it said "I smeared aids on the toilet seat"

Havent used a public restrom since.

That furthers my power to hold it til I get home.

 

[Dangerous]

best to get in and out quick.

 

[Mee]

You make it sound like a Special OPs mission.

 

[Fred_Fury]

best to get in and out quick.

thats what she said...

 

[Mee]

With the captive audience aspect it's a great place to advertise.

"Need air-freshener? Call 1-800-555-STINK..."