Screw Obama and McCain, write-in Batman

[Paradoxium]

Undecided? Disgusted with both candidates? Not willing to vote for a lesser evil?

Write-in Batman. Maybe if there is enough of Batman write-ins, it will make the news. For the rest of this post, I am going to show why Batman is awesome and link it to the first post.

http://www.BatmanforPresident.com

Why you will want me to deal with America's Enemies
- Batman overcomes Metron
- Batman defeats Darkseid
- Diplomacy
- Women's Rights
- Against Illegal Aliens

 

[USMC]

Close.

 

[Paradoxium]

You can technically write him in, so I haven't technically broken any rules

 

[SuBe]

I like the Tag Line:

No Welfare, No Taxes, No Mercy.

That's funny.

Close

 

[Franklin Richards]

But Batman's constituents are mostly *******s. I'm writing in Tony Stark.

 

[Paradoxium]

Tony Stark is his running mate check the site t:

 

[USMC]

You can technically write him in, so I haven't technically broken any rules

There should be a pointless thread rule.

 

[USMC]

Tony Stark is his running mate check the site t:

Well, I would have voted for Batman, but now forget it.

 

[Paradoxium]

There are people who are not voting, if you are going the waste the vote, vote Batman. Maybe it will show up on the news.

 

[USMC]

There are people who are not voting, if you are going the waste the vote, vote Batman. Maybe it will show up on the news.

Again, never understood why someone just wouldn't vote.

 

[Franklin Richards]

According to Carlin... so they can complain. People who vote have no right to complain.

 

[Addendum]

 

[Paradoxium]

If you vote Batman, he will put Christopher Walken on his administration t:

 

[dnno1]

http://www.zod2008.com/

 

[Raiden]

Tony Stark is his running mate check the site t:

Batman/Iron Man for '08? It actually have a cool vibe about it.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

In before the close!!

Undecided? Disgusted with both candidates? Not willing to vote for a lesser evil?

Write-in Batman. Maybe if there is enough of Batman write-ins, it will make the news. For the rest of this post, I am going to show why Batman is awesome and link it to the first post.

http://www.BatmanforPresident.com

That is so totally your own house, isn't it? Don't deny it.

 

[Paradoxium]

The following images are copyrighted to DC and is only shown for educational purposes; to introduce people to the Preptime Batgod!

Neither McCain or Obama will get Bin Laden. But when you have someone like Batman as president he defeat GODS.

Here is him defeating Metron:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metron_(comics)

Abilities:Undefined god-like abilities, Travel through space and time via his Mobius Chair.

 

[Paradoxium]

The following images are copyrighted to DC and is only shown for educational purposes; to introduce people to the Preptime Batgod!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkseid

Abilities: Possessor of the Omega Force, Superhuman strength, stamina, durability, and intellect, Immortality

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Para...

Have you been drinking?

 

[Paradoxium]

Frustrated

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Somehow I can sense that.

You know this thread is dripping with closage, right? I guess I can just stay and console you until the end comes.

 

[Paradoxium]

I thought about it carefully.

A superhero forum featuring a thread about a superhero to get written in as President - which does not break election rules - could arguably be not closed.

Context is important t:

 

[Paradoxium]

Batman is not just a pure warmonger. He can deal out diplomacy. Here is him making out with Wonder Woman. Undeniable proof of his awesomeness

 

[Addendum]

http://goodcomics.blogspot.com/2005/07/should-we-hate-batman.html

 

[Paradoxium]

Batman is for Women's Rights. Their right to make love in the middle of giant thunder storm in the middle of a dirty dock. Even Green "Bleeding Heart Liberal" Arrow's main squeeze could not resist the charms of Batman.