SHH! Poll of the Day: Should we ban dihydrogen monoxide?

[The Spawn]

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide include:

• Also called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain;
• Contributes to the greenhouse effect;
• Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape;
• Accelerates corrosion and breakdown of electrical equipment;
• Excessive ingestion may cause various unpleasant effects;
• Prolonged contact with its solid form results in severe tissue damage;
• Inhalation, even in small quantities, may cause death;
• Its gaseous form may cause severe burns;
• It has been found in the tumors of terminal cancer patients;
• Withdrawal by those addicted to the substance causes certain death within 168 hours;

Despite the danger, DHMO is often used:

• Used in many forms of cruel animal research;
• The US Navy has a secret distribution network for DHMO;
• Lakes and rivers all over the world are contaminated with DHMO;
• In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical;
• As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products;
• Known to be a component of a number of cancer-causing agents

Nevertheless, governments and corporations continue using it widely, heedless of its grave dangers.
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Should we ban it from the universe?

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Hell no, you psycho.

 

[X-Chick]

What?

 

[jks]

good lord.....

 

[Calvin]

What?

I think he's referring to the poster named dihydrogen monoxide, who referred to the italian soccer team as a bunch of greasy-haired wops.

 

[Noir]

**** no! Lets see Di=2 Hydrogen So that = H2 Mono=1 Oxide or Oxygen so that = O...

If we ban dihydrogen Monoxide we'd be banning water you dumb ****.

 

[X-Chick]

**** no! Lets see Di=2 Hydrogen So that = H2 Mono=1 Oxide or Oxygen so that = O...

If we ban dihydrogen Monoxide we'd be banning water you dumb ****.

lol. I didn't figure anyone would catch that.

 

[CyberFaust]

do you think were stupid?
i mean, hey' you can spell that, kudos, but still

 

[Noir]

lol. I didn't figure anyone would catch that.

...Why did you vote yes?

 

[X-Chick]

...Why did you vote yes?

To be an ass. Spawn knows I'm not that stupid.

Also, this is pretty pointless since a 5 second Google search will tell you what it is.

 

[Apollo]

for a second i thought Dihydrogen Monoxide was a posted, and this was another ban this mother F***** Thread

 

[Badger]

 

[The Spawn]

You guys aren't honest with polls if you research the topic first.

 

[November Rain]

spawn, this gag is old....

 

[Babs Gordon]

All the way baby! 8'D 8'D 8'D

Down with dihydrogen monoxide. In fact... let's get some rallys going.

 

[The Spawn]

I'm an old school kinda guy.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is almost as funny as the little girls in 3rd grade who started telling everyone their epidermis was showing.

 

[Babs Gordon]

In sex ed in class my co-teacher and i started rattling off all kinds of words like penis, vagina, uterus etc and they're all blushing like mad, burying their heads with each one crying "ahahahaghhhhhhh!" Then she goes "Retina!" and they still do it. Silly 6th graders

 

[mightiest_mortal]

this thread is gay... and not in the homosexual way.