Venomfan said:
but thens hes not relatable, so lets make his powers come from a spider god
Hey. I don't know what everyone's problem is. We're all in some way connected with the totems in all our lives.
Spider-Man fights animalistic villains like The Vulture, the Rhino, Doctor Octopus, Kraven.... the Hunter (you know, because he.... hunts animals?), Mysterio (he's the totem of fish; you have to think about it, but it's there), Venom (because some animals are
venomous), the Green, Hob and Demo Goblins (since... you know, goblins are kind of like animals, but sentient... and fantasy), and Sandman (I got nothin').
See? As a personal example, all my friends are total jerks. I've been a jerk since I can remember, and for my life people have been calling me a jerk. Why do you think this is? JMS was tackling some universal truths that are embedded in the human condition. One time I was in the parking lot of the video store, and I said something to make the guy outside beat me to death, but not before I grew weaponized bone protrusions and ate his face. I did die, but the Jerk God visited me and brought me back to life, so long as I embrace my true nature.
Totally relates. JMS is a genius. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?