Single man seeking dead, Blonde corpse.

[TLH]

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cas/753979614.html

Nice quiet man (only three sexual assault charges.)
looking for comforting cold dead corpse.
Must be blonde and under 145lbs (Thats counting the gases in the corpse after death.)
must like to go to movies, watch tv, and spend long nights in dead.
embalmed preferred. (that increase the use expectancy.)
I'm able to commit to a relationship for the next 5-7 months after that we'll go from there based on condition of corpse.
Corpse must supply own lubricant.
Photo of me included

 

[lemmasaurus]

Fakepost is faaaaake.

Oddly enough, I was just reading about necrophiles earlier today.

...well, I like to be educated.

 

[Johann Krauss]

lol

 

[Starbird]

Looks like my type..er..what?

 

[bullets]

This guy can't just do what i do and steal a body from the morgue.

 

[Starbird]

 

[BizarroAids]

LOL

"Must like to watch tv and go to movies"

 

[The Apocalypse]

Fakepost is faaaaake.

Oddly enough, I was just reading about necrophiles earlier today.

...well, I like to be educated.

No..they just turn you on.

But it sounds like this man has good taste.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cas/753979614.html

This is great news.....in a [BLACKOUT]Ted Bundy[/BLACKOUT] type of way.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why did you hide the name Ted Bundy?

 

[Anubis Raptor]

Why did you hide the name Ted Bundy?

Its a secret.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I thought he looked like Dahmer to me for awhile

 

[OctaviusINC]

This guy wants a dead corpse?

I don't get it. Then who's gonna make him a sandwich when he's done ****ing her?

 

[Rando Aces]

and you found this how...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

This guy wants a dead corpse?

I don't get it. Then who's gonna make him a sandwich when he's done ****ing her?

Wiser words have never been spoken.

 

[Nirvana]

Fake or not, I find it so incredibly creepy.

 

[chamber-music]

So thats what Fred Durst has been up to

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Why did he have to be from Cleveland?

 

[Magneto29]

I'd hope it's fake, or else posting his picture was a really dumb idea.

 

[Groovetopia]

"Corpse must supply own lubricant."

That looks like the deal breaker right there...