Smiling Bob is an Expositionist Pervert

[FunBobPants]

The Dark Side of Enzyte
by
FunBobPants



Yes, we all know Smiling Bob, irritating spokesman
of Enzyte's Natural Male Enhancement, but what we
don't know is Smiling Bob's sick, deranged, expositio-
nist side. Yes, next time his crap bombards your television
with unrealistically happy perverts and cheesy whistiling
theme song, look closer. Towards the end of the all-
too familiar commercial, look closer at the slabs of wood
(no pun intended) that the Enzyte Packages are popping (again, no pun intended)up on. You will clearly see the outline of an erect male private part. Smiling Bob is an expositionist pervert and must be banned from television and our innocent eyes!
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[SoulManX]

The Dark Side of Enzyte
by
FunBobPants



Yes, we all know Smiling Bob, irritating spokesman
of Enzyte's Natural Male Enhancement, but what we
don't know is Smiling Bob's sick, deranged, expositio-
nist side. Yes, next time his crap bombards your television
with unrealistically happy perverts and cheesy whistiling
theme song, look closer. Towards the end of the all-
too familiar commercial, look closer at the slabs of wood
(no pun intended) that the Enzyte Packages are popping (again, no pun intended)up on. You will clearly see the outline of an erect male private part. Smiling Bob is an expositionist pervert and must be banned from television and our innocent eyes!
​

 

[unstoppable]

alright

 

[jaguarr]

Expositionist?

jag

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

He delivers pertinent information in a narrative fashion

 

[Spade]

He delivers pertinent information in a narrative fashion

And with wood. Don't forget the wood.

Not sure what the heck this thread's supposed to be about, though.

 

[jaguarr]

He delivers pertinent information in a narrative fashion

But they only get off on it if someone's watching them do that, right? Pervs.

jag