Snake bites model's breast and dies of silicone poisoning...

[Colossal Spoons]

Ahhh Clostridium botulinum...the bacteria of the stars.

Seriously. It's amazing that people inject a toxin in their faces to keep from showing their age

 

[SuperFerret]

Risking horrible disease is preferable to unsightly lines.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Reminds me of the old Bruce Willis movie "Death Becomes Her"

 

[SuperFerret]

Have you seen a line before?

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Look at it. LOOK AT IT! You want that on your FACE?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

God no, I moisturize.

 

[Spider-Vader]

That sad little snake.

Damn, was that chick ugly though.

 

[terry78]

Honestly if you didn't think of that scene from Snakes on a Plane when that came up, your nerd card is revoked.

 

[Raiden]

Instead of using the old saying "bite the dust", I guess the new saying will be "bite the silicone".

 

[Shemtov]

Haha, did you hear that guy after the snake took a chomp? I guess "titty" is titty in any language.

Actually, he's saying Motzitzi....Which does mean T*t, but is unrelated.

 

[terry78]

I think many guys will now be wary of this whenever they decide to sleep with someone who looks like hers may be of the bought variety.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Just goes to show, don't go biting boobies.

 

[steintym]

Very valuable lessons to be learned from this about <ahem> snake handling and biting ...