Snakes in a theater.

[enterthemadness]

We got mother****ing snakes in this mother****ing theater! *snakes bites throat* avenge me!

http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

 

[JLBats]

Oh, I get it. It's like Snakes on a Plane.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Oh, I get it. It's like Snakes on a Plane.

did you even read the link?

 

[Master Chief]

Haha, I knew it'd happen somewhere. Can't believe it took so long.

 

[JLBats]

did you even read the link?

...no

 

[Alpha and Omega]

wtf?

diamondbacks in a theater. how clever.​

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Don't worry, Samuel L. Mutha ****ing Jackson is here

 

[jaguarr]

Oh, man, that is not cool. Sadly, I've been waiting for exactly this kind of news report. People are stupid. Luckily no one was hurt. Why didn't they catch a bullsnake or two for this instead of real live rattlers if they were going to pull a dumbass prank like this? Bullsnakes do a lot of hissing and posturing to seem threatening and would have been just as damn scary if not more but aren't poisonous like a rattlesnake. I'm astonished that nobody got bitten, actually.

jag

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Iceman]

The culprits should be shot but it must have added to the atmosphere and authenticity of the experience.

 

[enterthemadness]

Don't worry, Samuel L. Mutha ****ing Jackson is here

He may have whooped some snake ass (snakes have no ass) on a mother****ing plane....but can he save the films box-office? The answer...Hell no.

 

[Drakon]

Oh, man, that is not cool. Sadly, I've been waiting for exactly this kind of news report. People are stupid. Luckily no one was hurt. Why didn't they catch a bullsnake or two for this instead of real live rattlers if they were going to pull a dumbass prank like this? Bullsnakes do a lot of hissing and posturing to seem threatening and would have been just as damn scary if not more but aren't poisonous like a rattlesnake. I'm astonished that nobody got bitten, actually.

jag

Then the culprits could be charged with Manslaughter, couldn't they?

 

[Bat Attack]

Thats hilarious. up:

 

[Iceman]

Then the culprits could be charged with Manslaughter, couldn't they?

They should but someone usually has to die for that.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

They'll probably end up busting them on animal cruelty...I mean, exposing snakes to movie theatre popcorn? Gotta be a law against that

 

[Iceman]

They'll probably end up busting them on animal cruelty...I mean, exposing snakes to movie theatre popcorn? Gotta be a law against that

Heh, maybe they liked the film enough to not complain.

 

[Spelunking Man]

Venomous rattlesnakes? Those pranksters should be shot without trial.

I hope there won't be any crocodile dundee remakes for the pranksters to make fun of.

 

[Kmack]

OMG if I would have been there I would have ****ted twice and DIED! That's like, releasing a Tyrannosaurus rex during a screening of Jurassic Park...okay maybe not that extreme but it's pretty close

 

[Iceman]

OMG if I would have been there I would have ****ted twice and DIED! That's like, releasing a Tyrannosaurus rex during a screening of Jurassic Park...

or aliens during ID4.

 

[Kmack]

^Yeah!

 

[JLBats]

Or hot naked women during Basic Instinct.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I think Snakes on a Plane should be an inflight movie. That would be so awesome.

 

[Iceman]

Or Tom Cruise during Mission Impossible.

 

[The Female Torch]

LMAO good one dew

 

[jaguarr]

Or hot naked women during Basic Instinct.

Or washed up, formerly hot naked women during Basic Instinct 2.

Then the culprits could be charged with Manslaughter, couldn't they?

Someone would have to die from being bitten, as Iceman/Psylocke pointed out, but they could be charged with Attempted Manslaughter, Endangerment and Animal Cruelty. A-holes.

jag