THAT WAS ****ING HILARIOUS.
I like the movie and I thought it was bitingly true and funny. Best lines:
"Hey instead of just assuming it's a bird why don't you go check it out before you mutate the hell out of it because you're too lazy to safely run your night time sand mutation experiment."
Bernard: The night your father died...He died by his own hadn.
Harry: Dude you are so fired.
Benard: What why?
Harry: Because after all this time, YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME!
Bernard: I thought it was the best time...
Harry: I TOOK A GERNADE TO THE FACE, DUDE.
"Fly away pretty bird."
SPIDEY: Eddie, I'm not kidding. Wheels are in motion better get away now while you can
...
Venom: Aw dang, Parker was telling the truth.
SPIDEY: What'd I tell you, works every time.
MJ: You punched me in the face.
awesome.
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