Study says coed dorms fuel more sex and alcohol abuse

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091117/sc_livescience/nosurprisecoeddormsfuelsexanddrinking


Well shut my mouth.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Whats next. A study shows that people in Casinos have the urge to gamble?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Did they spend money on this study? If so they should be shot.

 

[BillyZaned]

Well considering the article is full of "no suprise" statements... I think they know it's pretty "no duh"

 

[BillyZaned]

Did they spend money on this study? If so they should be shot.

Hey Knaves, we got a job for you.... an "on the scene" investigation type report.... go to the this college, live in the coed dorm, and see how many girls you can sleep with, and how many beers you can down..

Knaves: Isn't that a waste of money?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey I'm not saying I wouldn't do the actual studying

But whoever funded it is an idiot. It's basically paying people to get mashed and have sex.

 

[Mee]

In other news, and you may want to sit down while reading this, water... is wet.

 

[BillyZaned]

Hey I'm not saying I wouldn't do the actual studying

But whoever funded it is an idiot. It's basically paying people to get mashed and have sex.

so, in other words... you want to be an investigative journalist for said company...

 

[-Arya-]

What an enlightening piece of information!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

so, in other words... you want to be an investigative journalist for said company...

YES!! Where do I sign up?

 

[BillyZaned]

This just in...


having intercousre with any form of birth controll, increases chances of pregnancy!

 

[BillyZaned]

YES!! Where do I sign up?

hey boss, I'm really excited about doing the investigative report on "new porn star work ethics", but I'm going to need a 100k sports car though to really fit in....

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm still waiting on an official news story that confirms my theory..."Study shows that you can get money to study anything."

 

[Drakon]

You know, statistically speaking, 9/10 is a majority.

 

[SuBe]

This just in, Earth is Not Flat.

 

[katie_girl09]

I bet they had a big fat grant to do this study too.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

In other news the sun came up this morning..........

 

[terry78]

^Too little, too late, man.

 

[Manic]

My word! Young adults are having the sex?!

 

[SuperFerret]

My word! Young adults are having the sex?!

Did you break your monocle too?

 

[Manic]

I jolly well did, yes. Gave my mustache quite the wrinkling, as well.

 

[knowsbleed]

This just in...


having intercousre with any form of birth controll, increases chances of pregnancy!

 

[enterthemadness]

He had a ETM moment .

Anywayz....in other news, wrestling is scripted.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I think this study is a sham. Wouldn't it be likely that people who are prone to sex and booze simply choose to be in a co-ed dorm. Correlation =/= causation.

 

[Lantern Venom]

This study shows the same kind of innovative thinking that got the movie Super Size Me made. Eating tons of high calorie food will have bad health effects? Well blown me down!

If students don't want to have sex or drink they can peform this magical ritual called saying no. I've heard it's pretty effective.