Superman INFLATO SUIT! Quite Possibly The STUPIDEST Invention Of ALL TIME!

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  1. Fettastic Registered

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    http://www.supermanreturnstoys.com/

    Who came up with something so completely ******ed? And sadly, there will actually be kids wearing this stupid thing. Being their parent couldn't be more embarrasing if the kid started wearing one of these:

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    It should come with the following warnings:

    Warning: Not a flotation device

    Warning: Suit not actually impervious to bullets/stabbing

    Warning: Rolling down the stairs can lead to serious injury

    Warning: Sumo wrestlers are professional athletes, do not try to imitate them.
     
  2. huskerwebhead Registered

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    Holy Zombie Jesus....are you making enough threads today????
     
  3. Fettastic Registered

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    I give and I give.
     
  4. green fear is the mind killer

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    You could atleast give to the proper forum:rolleyes:
     
  5. huskerwebhead Registered

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    I wish I could give.....a s**t!!!
     
  6. DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    damn fettastic....where's the kid in you? you can't deny that if you were a 4 to 8 year old you'd pick one of these up for Halloween...

    ...don't be such a grouch. i wish they would've had something like this when i was a kid...
     
  7. Fettastic Registered

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    This reminds me of the girl that turns into the blueberry in Willy Wonka.
     
  8. Fettastic Registered

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    I guess it could come in handy for SNL "Pump (clap) You up!" skits.
     
  9. Fettastic Registered

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    Anyone else picturing the kid standing there patiently while the teeny fan-pump slowly inflates the thing? Someone's GOT to get video of that!
     
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    Odd (and disturbing) little fetish you have there. :confused:
     
  11. Fettastic Registered

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    I'm in town 5 minutes and I've already got a nemesis.
     
  12. War Party Ve vant ze money,Lebowski

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    What's this have to do with movies? I'm just curious. It's pretty funny stuff though.
     
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    That kid looks like a walking pillow.
     
  14. huskerwebhead Registered

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    Everyone's got to have one! :up:
     
  15. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Kid with Hulk Hands would beat the snot out of kid with that.
     
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    Damn! That kid is bigger than Routh. He's got to be taking something. :eek:
     
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    Watch this be one of the biggest hits, ala "Hulk Fists" from 2003...
     
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    or "Thing feet.."
     
  19. I just came across this board while researching this product for my 5 yr. old twins. They saw it on TV and LOVE Superman.

    I am just wondering how many of you actually have little Children? It seems as though some of the posts are really harsh.

    My Children are the future of Superhero lovers. I really think that back when you were all 5 yrs old this would have looked like the greatest thing ever.

    :supes: :supes: :supes: :supes:
     
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    Nah at five I could still recognise crap when I saw it:p
     
  21. Wow, I didn't realize that people here were so rude. That was uncalled for and offensive.
    Is it natural to attack someone who was simply making and observation and asking a question, who in no way attacked you?
     
  22. I shouldn't generalize, not "people here" are so rude. I just encountered one thus far.
     
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  24. It seems as though you are wondering why I said that???

    The smiley with its tongue sticking out is what threw me off and I saw as something rude.
     
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    The tongue smiley means I'm joking
     

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