Products Superman INFLATO SUIT! Quite Possibly The STUPIDEST Invention Of ALL TIME!

[Fettastic]

http://www.supermanreturnstoys.com/

Who came up with something so completely ******ed? And sadly, there will actually be kids wearing this stupid thing. Being their parent couldn't be more embarrasing if the kid started wearing one of these:

It should come with the following warnings:

Warning: Not a flotation device

Warning: Suit not actually impervious to bullets/stabbing

Warning: Rolling down the stairs can lead to serious injury

Warning: Sumo wrestlers are professional athletes, do not try to imitate them.

 

[huskerwebhead]

Holy Zombie Jesus....are you making enough threads today????

 

[Fettastic]

Holy Zombie Jesus....are you making enough threads today????

I give and I give.

 

[green]

I give and I give.

You could atleast give to the proper forum

 

[huskerwebhead]

I give and I give.

I wish I could give.....a s**t!!!

 

[DorkyFresh]

damn fettastic....where's the kid in you? you can't deny that if you were a 4 to 8 year old you'd pick one of these up for Halloween...

...don't be such a grouch. i wish they would've had something like this when i was a kid...

 

[Fettastic]

This reminds me of the girl that turns into the blueberry in Willy Wonka.

 

[Fettastic]

I guess it could come in handy for SNL "Pump (clap) You up!" skits.

 

[Fettastic]

Anyone else picturing the kid standing there patiently while the teeny fan-pump slowly inflates the thing? Someone's GOT to get video of that!

 

[huskerwebhead]

Anyone else picturing the kid standing there patiently while the teeny fan-pump slowly inflates the thing? Someone's GOT to get video of that!

Odd (and disturbing) little fetish you have there.

 

[Fettastic]

Odd (and disturbing) little fetish you have there.

I'm in town 5 minutes and I've already got a nemesis.

 

[War Party]

What's this have to do with movies? I'm just curious. It's pretty funny stuff though.

 

[Timstuff]

That kid looks like a walking pillow.

 

[huskerwebhead]

I'm in town 5 minutes and I've already got a nemesis.

Everyone's got to have one!

 

[Mee]

Kid with Hulk Hands would beat the snot out of kid with that.

 

[Borat]

Damn! That kid is bigger than Routh. He's got to be taking something.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Watch this be one of the biggest hits, ala "Hulk Fists" from 2003...

 

[ReporterKent]

Watch this be one of the biggest hits, ala "Hulk Fists" from 2003...

or "Thing feet.."

 

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I just came across this board while researching this product for my 5 yr. old twins. They saw it on TV and LOVE Superman.

I am just wondering how many of you actually have little Children? It seems as though some of the posts are really harsh.

My Children are the future of Superhero lovers. I really think that back when you were all 5 yrs old this would have looked like the greatest thing ever.

 

[Guyverjay]

Nah at five I could still recognise crap when I saw it

 

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Wow, I didn't realize that people here were so rude. That was uncalled for and offensive.
Is it natural to attack someone who was simply making and observation and asking a question, who in no way attacked you?

 

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I shouldn't generalize, not "people here" are so rude. I just encountered one thus far.

 

[Guyverjay]

 

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It seems as though you are wondering why I said that???

The smiley with its tongue sticking out is what threw me off and I saw as something rude.

 

[Guyverjay]

The tongue smiley means I'm joking