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Products Superman INFLATO SUIT! Quite Possibly The STUPIDEST Invention Of ALL TIME!

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  1. Fettastic

    Fettastic Civilian

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    http://www.supermanreturnstoys.com/

    Who came up with something so completely ******ed? And sadly, there will actually be kids wearing this stupid thing. Being their parent couldn't be more embarrasing if the kid started wearing one of these:

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    It should come with the following warnings:

    Warning: Not a flotation device

    Warning: Suit not actually impervious to bullets/stabbing

    Warning: Rolling down the stairs can lead to serious injury

    Warning: Sumo wrestlers are professional athletes, do not try to imitate them.
     
    #1 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  2. huskerwebhead

    huskerwebhead Sidekick

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    Holy Zombie Jesus....are you making enough threads today????
     
    #2 huskerwebhead, Apr 27, 2006
  3. Fettastic

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    I give and I give.
     
    #3 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  4. green

    green fear is the mind killer

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    You could atleast give to the proper forum:rolleyes:
     
    #4 green, Apr 27, 2006
  5. huskerwebhead

    huskerwebhead Sidekick

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    I wish I could give.....a s**t!!!
     
    #5 huskerwebhead, Apr 27, 2006
  6. DorkyFresh

    DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    damn fettastic....where's the kid in you? you can't deny that if you were a 4 to 8 year old you'd pick one of these up for Halloween...

    ...don't be such a grouch. i wish they would've had something like this when i was a kid...
     
    #6 DorkyFresh, Apr 27, 2006
  7. Fettastic

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    This reminds me of the girl that turns into the blueberry in Willy Wonka.
     
    #7 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  8. Fettastic

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    I guess it could come in handy for SNL "Pump (clap) You up!" skits.
     
    #8 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  9. Fettastic

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    Anyone else picturing the kid standing there patiently while the teeny fan-pump slowly inflates the thing? Someone's GOT to get video of that!
     
    #9 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  10. huskerwebhead

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    Odd (and disturbing) little fetish you have there. :confused:
     
    #10 huskerwebhead, Apr 27, 2006
  11. Fettastic

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    I'm in town 5 minutes and I've already got a nemesis.
     
    #11 Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006
  12. War Party

    War Party Ve vant ze money,Lebowski

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    What's this have to do with movies? I'm just curious. It's pretty funny stuff though.
     
    #12 War Party, Apr 27, 2006
  13. Timstuff

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    That kid looks like a walking pillow.
     
    #13 Timstuff, Apr 27, 2006
  14. huskerwebhead

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    Everyone's got to have one! :up:
     
    #14 huskerwebhead, Apr 27, 2006
  15. Mee

    Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Kid with Hulk Hands would beat the snot out of kid with that.
     
    #15 Mee, Apr 27, 2006
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    Damn! That kid is bigger than Routh. He's got to be taking something. :eek:
     
    #16 Borat, May 4, 2006
  17. Whack Arnolds

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    Watch this be one of the biggest hits, ala "Hulk Fists" from 2003...
     
    #17 Whack Arnolds, May 5, 2006
  18. ReporterKent

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    or "Thing feet.."
     
    #18 ReporterKent, May 5, 2006
  19. hmeshow@yahoo.c

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    I just came across this board while researching this product for my 5 yr. old twins. They saw it on TV and LOVE Superman.

    I am just wondering how many of you actually have little Children? It seems as though some of the posts are really harsh.

    My Children are the future of Superhero lovers. I really think that back when you were all 5 yrs old this would have looked like the greatest thing ever.

    :supes: :supes: :supes: :supes:
     
    #19 [email protected], Jun 3, 2006
  20. Guyverjay

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    Nah at five I could still recognise crap when I saw it:p
     
    #20 Guyverjay, Jun 3, 2006
  21. hmeshow@yahoo.c

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    Wow, I didn't realize that people here were so rude. That was uncalled for and offensive.
    Is it natural to attack someone who was simply making and observation and asking a question, who in no way attacked you?
     
    #21 [email protected], Jun 3, 2006
  22. hmeshow@yahoo.c

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    I shouldn't generalize, not "people here" are so rude. I just encountered one thus far.
     
    #22 [email protected], Jun 3, 2006
  23. Guyverjay

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    :confused:
     
    #23 Guyverjay, Jun 3, 2006
  24. hmeshow@yahoo.c

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    It seems as though you are wondering why I said that???

    The smiley with its tongue sticking out is what threw me off and I saw as something rude.
     
    #24 [email protected], Jun 3, 2006
  25. Guyverjay

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    The tongue smiley means I'm joking
     
    #25 Guyverjay, Jun 3, 2006
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