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Colossal Spoons

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So, I'm taking my little brother and sister to Taco Bell tonight(roughly 12:30 am) and as we're leaving the parking lot, this car full of teenage punks pulls up next to me and the driver points a paintball gun at me. He and his friends all chuckle it up as they proceed to speed away. Well Spoons wasn't going out like no betch. I chased these bastards for like 5-10 mins down the street al all kinds of illegal speeds. If he didn't pull some crazy Dukes of Hazard maneuver to escape, I'd probably still be chasin his ass. I was kinda hopin he'd man up, pull over, and get out of the car the car so we could throw down fisticuffs(me fighting 3 teenagers isn't illegal is it?)

FYI:

1. I was making the face in my avvy the entire time while screaming with my head out the window Ace Ventura style.

2. My friggin burrito was cold by the time I got home. :cmad:
 
I'll admit, I had an ABM moment...or 10 mins. You don't know me! :o
 
That's what you get for going to Taco Bell.:o
 
Colossal Spoons said:
I'll admit, I had an ABM moment...or 10 mins. You don't know me! :o
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I know the insane berserker rage that fills you when someone's shooting paintballs at your car. Fortunately I was able to return fire, so it all worked out in the end.
 
Hold old are your siblings? It'd be pretty traumatic for them I'd bet if you had caught up with the punks and unleashed fists of fury. :o
 
Greasy, ****head teenagers suck.

I wish you could have caught them and beat them horribly.

The pics would have been awesome.
 
Halcohol said:
I know the insane berserker rage that fills you when someone's shooting paintballs at your car. Fortunately I was able to return fire, so it all worked out in the end.
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I wish I had weapons in my car...Twisted Metal style.

Crooklyn said:
Hold old are your siblings? It'd be pretty traumatic for them I'd bet if you had caught up with the punks and unleashed fists of fury. :o
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13 and 15. My rage is nothing new to them....though they were clutching their seatbelts pretty tightly. W/e

The_Raven said:
Greasy, ****head teenagers suck.

I wish you could have caught them and beat them horribly.

The pics would have been awesome.
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My sister has her camera on her 24/7, so there would have been pictures.
 
Damn, 13 and 15 and your speeding down the highway with them in the car. What the **** is the matter with you, seriously? I don't give a **** about ABM or whatever bulll**** you want to blame it on or make an excuse for, you gotta have more responsibility than that with kids in the car, makes no difference if your "rage" is nothing new to them, you risked their lives to an asinine level.
 
Jerry said:
Damn, 13 and 15 and your speeding down the highway with them in the car. What the **** is the matter with you, seriously? I don't give a **** about ABM or whatever bulll**** you want to blame it on or make an excuse for, you gotta have more responsibility than that with kids in the car, makes no difference if your "rage" is nothing new to them, you risked their lives to an asinine level.
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Wow, didn't think anybody would catch feelings. Should there be an exaggeration font here at the Hype. If you've ever seen pictures of me playing Guitar fickin Hero that I post on the Hype, you'd know I'm hardly full of rage.
 
Jerry said:
Damn, 13 and 15 and your speeding down the highway with them in the car. What the **** is the matter with you, seriously? I don't give a **** about ABM or whatever bulll**** you want to blame it on or make an excuse for, you gotta have more responsibility than that with kids in the car, makes no difference if your "rage" is nothing new to them, you risked their lives to an asinine level.
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I agree. The responsible thing to do would have been to leave the children alone in the parking lot and then chased after them. Either that or once you realize you're speeding, throw them out of the car.
 
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Drive, mother ****er! DRIVE!
 
kytrigger said:
I agree. The responsible thing to do would have been to leave the children alone in the parking lot and then chased after them. Either that or once you realize you're speeding, throw them out of the car.
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Then what would I have done with the 2 bodies I had in the trunk from the murders I committed earlier that day?
 
kytrigger said:
I agree. The responsible thing to do would have been to leave the children alone in the parking lot and then chased after them. Either that or once you realize you're speeding, throw them out of the car.
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Haha :up:
 
Colossal Spoons said:
So, I'm taking my little brother and sister to Taco Bell tonight(roughly 12:30 am) and as we're leaving the parking lot, this car full of teenage punks pulls up next to me and the driver points a paintball gun at me. He and his friends all chuckle it up as they proceed to speed away. Well Spoons wasn't going out like no betch. I chased these bastards for like 5-10 mins down the street al all kinds of illegal speeds. If he didn't pull some crazy Dukes of Hazard maneuver to escape, I'd probably still be chasin his ass. I was kinda hopin he'd man up, pull over, and get out of the car the car so we could throw down fisticuffs(me fighting 3 teenagers isn't illegal is it?)

FYI:

1. I was making the face in my avvy the entire time while screaming with my head out the window Ace Ventura style.

2. My friggin burrito was cold by the time I got home. :cmad:
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That's pretty funny! :woot:
 
Colossal Spoons said:
So, I'm taking my little brother and sister to Taco Bell tonight(roughly 12:30 am) and as we're leaving the parking lot, this car full of teenage punks pulls up next to me and the driver points a paintball gun at me. He and his friends all chuckle it up as they proceed to speed away. Well Spoons wasn't going out like no betch. I chased these bastards for like 5-10 mins down the street al all kinds of illegal speeds. If he didn't pull some crazy Dukes of Hazard maneuver to escape, I'd probably still be chasin his ass. I was kinda hopin he'd man up, pull over, and get out of the car the car so we could throw down fisticuffs(me fighting 3 teenagers isn't illegal is it?)

FYI:

1. I was making the face in my avvy the entire time while screaming with my head out the window Ace Ventura style.

2. My friggin burrito was cold by the time I got home. :cmad:
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Funny you bring that up! I remember in high school...or was it middle :-)huh: )...I was riding the school bus and when the bus arrived at one of the stops these punks started shooting paintballs at the bus. :wow: :woot: :cmad: :ninja: :hyper:
 
it'd be funnier if one of them stuck his head out the window and was firing back at Spoons car.
 
^Well that ain't fair. I'm already outnumbered and you want them to use weapons. Talk about a hate crime....
 
well then I'd imagine you'd start hurling burritos at them in a fury.:o:)

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