Terry78, jag, and others are gonna get FIRED!

[CorpusBlack]

My Boss asks me what's up on he Hype every morning.


He's a Green Lantern fan.

Now that's someone to work for.

 

[terry78]

I remember last year I was at work and was reading posts of some posters who had avatars that basically consisted of female body parts in bikinis, and my boss just happened to walk by.

 

[DV8]

they're coming for me :scared:

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I recently got in trouble with my company's owner for repeatedly changing the front desk's computers' desktops to pictures of LolCats.

I think what really set them off was this one:

'cause I found out shortly afterward that the lady that works at that computer was adopted.

 

[knowsbleed]

It's probably not a good idea to post online while your at work. I've done it in the past, but I don't advise that people make a habit of it.

Hell, my boss has a username here. He says everybody needs some QFAT.

Quality
F***
Around
Time

 

[terry78]

Hell, my boss has a username here. He says everybody needs some QFAT.

Quality
F***
Around
Time

Like the Sublime song "Smoke Two Joints" says,

Daddy always told me, "son, you be hard workin' man"
And Mother, always told me, "son, to do the best you can"
But then one day, I met a man, came to me and say-e-ed
"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head"


Disclaimer: That was not an endorsement for you to go smoke weed, I ain't going to jail for nobody.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah, I haven't been really talked to yet.

 

[Showtime]

Nobody had any idea what I did at work.

 

[Catman]

I remember last year I was at work and was reading posts of some posters who had avatars that basically consisted of female body parts in bikinis, and my boss just happened to walk by.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I recently got in trouble with my company's owner for repeatedly changing the front desk's computers' desktops to pictures of LolCats.

I think what really set them off was this one:

'cause I found out shortly afterward that the lady that works at that computer was adopted.

LOLS.

 

[Nirvana]

I'm curious now, Jag, but what exactly is your job? If you don't mind me asking that is...

 

[terry78]

I'm curious now, Jag, but what exactly is your job? If you don't mind me asking that is...

He's like Tommy on Martin. He'll say, "you know what I do." But will never tell you what "it" is.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm curious now, Jag, but what exactly is your job? If you don't mind me asking that is...

He works Quality Assurance for the SHH message boards. Keeping the mods in line and whatnot.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok...Terry's answer wins.

 

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Well I don't think I'm gona get fired because I am an internet manager here at a car dealership with nothing to do most of the time.....and my boss is my Dad. I think I'm pretty much set.

P.S.

Jag is not the only one with a huge shlong.

P.S. #2

for people with huge shlongs.

 

[Nirvana]

Hmmm, both answers are pretty damn good, though

What about you Terry?

 

[terry78]

Hmmm, both answers are pretty damn good, though

What about you Terry?

What about me?

 

[jaguarr]

Haha! Ummm....yeah, what Terry said.

jag

 

[Nirvana]

Just wondering what you do job-wise

 

[terry78]

Just wondering what you do job-wise

Software business development, which is a fancy term for selling computer stuff to organizations.

 

[knowsbleed]

Software business development, which is a fancy term for selling computer stuff to organizations.

I thought you were a plans and programs type geek.

I think I've said this before.

Why do I keep associating you with this?

 

[terry78]

I thought you were a plans and programs type geek.

I think I've said this before.

Why do I keep associating you with this?

We have to wear many hats. Which is what they call it. We got bought back in October, and a lot of depts. got slashed and combined.

 

[knowsbleed]

We went through a similar thing...but it didn't really affect my job.

Which means...I win.

 

[Nirvana]

Software business development, which is a fancy term for selling computer stuff to organizations.

Ah, sounds like it could be a fun job.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Good thing I don't have a job .















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