The 7 Greatest Superpowers

[BT18]

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=627

 

[JLBats]

Do sexual superpowers count?

 

[enterthemadness]

icy breath? Pitiful. Pitiful list. Didn't even have x-ray vision, heat vision, laser vision, ice vision, dagger vision. And that kid from Save by the bell as #1. WTH?

 

[Carter]

Zach Morris does have an awesome super power

 

[jaydawg]

The power to be the only Saved By the Bell member with anything resembling a career?

 

[Carter]

The power to make out with Kelly Kapowski

 

[U.S War Machine]

That flash movie from 1994

 

[Darthphere]

Awesome. I agree with #1. He also has the power of owning the biggest cellphone ever made.

 

[Gamma Ray]

LMAO! The Zach Morris timeout is awesome! I would do a timeout whenever a hot girl walked past me, so I can get a good look, plus maybe even something more... :feisty:

Awesome. I agree with #1. He also has the power of owning the biggest cellphone ever made.

LOL!

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

Do sexual superpowers count?

I have the power to spunk in only seconds

 

[Victor Von Doom]

HAHA Zach Morris

 

[War Lord]

In order:

1. Immortality.
2. Multiplity.
3. Super-speed.
4. Invulnerabilty.
5. Flight.
6. Shape-shifting.
7. Reading minds.

 

[Abaddon]

The power to make out with Kelly Kapowski

and Leah Remini.