The Alternative Steelers Thread

[Darren Daring]

If the other Steeler threads are too mainstream for you, come to this one!

 

[Darren Daring]

Breaking news: The Steelers lost yesterday. Early reports are sketchy, but it seems that the other team may be from the bay area. More to come.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Darren Daring]

Upsetting report: Quarterback Ben Roehtlisberger has acquired the nicknmae of "Big Ben." Some scientists claim it's due to his height. Others agree.

 

[Darren Daring]

This Just In: Heat Miller has been suspended for 4 games for having Nancy boy's name. In a related incident, Kendall Simmons has been released.

 

[Fran]

This Just In: This Thread Is Useless. Close it.

 

[Darren Daring]

You're using a very broad definition of useless. It makes me giggle something fierce. Thus, use. Remain open!

 

[Erzengel]

I heard that the other team scored more points than the Steelers which lead to their victory.

 

[Fran]

LOL, good point, Darren.

I'm actually tired of the other thread, anyways...

 

[Darren Daring]

It is a leading theory.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't know why the Steelers didn't try and make more touchdowns.

 

[Ronny Shade]

The Steelers suck. In fact, all hockey teams suck.

 

[Fran]

This should be renamed "The Official Steelers Bashing Thread"

 

[Darren Daring]

This should be renamed "The Official Steelers Bashing Thread"

We dont' bash The Steelers here, we report Steelers News. Slant free!

 

[Darren Daring]

I don't know why the Steelers didn't try and make more touchdowns.

A bold strategy by Coach Cowher, it didnt' seem to pay off.

 

[Fran]

We dont' bash The Steelers here, we report Steelers News. Slant free!

If we wanted to post news about the Steelers, it would be done in the NFL thread.

I'm gonna go ahead and make a Rams thread now.

 

[Darren Daring]

Psst, this isn't real news about the steelers, it's joke fakey news.

 

[Fran]

Eh, whateve.

This just in: I hate the Steelers.

(Non-jokey-fakey)

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So would this be where I'd post any fin-fiction about the Steelers getting trapped in an abandoned mine and when they escape, there was a nuclear war and they all get eaten by mutant moths or captured by albino Amazon women with antlers who want to repopulate the Earth?

 

[Fran]

You crack me up, Wil.

 

[Darren Daring]

I'm too subtle for you people. Damn Wil and his accesable humour

 

[Fran]

You're crossing threads here, Darren.

 

[Darren Daring]

No, they just have similar themes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm too subtle for you people. Damn Wil and his accesable humour

Uh, ...tell it to my "Hype's Only Haunting Tranquility Thread" and my recent "Hilarious Owner of a Lonely Heart/Ewok Celebration" thread.

 

[Darren Daring]

You're right. You have all the bases covered