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The Big, Bad Vince Thread - Discuss ShamWow, Slap Chop and Mug Shots!

Darthphere

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In the vain of such classic threads like "Magic Bullet: The Anti-Christ" I present to you the greatness of Sham WOW!

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Remember guys:

Not Sold in Stores

Made in Germany

Beware of Imitators!

Discuss.
 
You know the Germans always make good stuff.



Like Communism.



You followin me camera-guy?
 
I've seen this guy in action at an Auto Show in Boston. It melted my face.
 
He had me at the cola demo...
and yes, I see now i've been throwing my money away on paper towels.:csad:
 
I have been SHAMWOWED!!!
 
Do not be swayed by his magical ways mortals: the only thing incredible about the shamwow is that people actually buy it.
 
Washing your dog with a Shamwow and then wiping the counters with it strikes me as rather unsanitary. :down

jag

Thats why if you call in the next 20 minutes, because they can't be doing this all day, they'll give you eight, EIGHT! SHAMWOWS!
 
I saw this commercial and I seriously thought it was fake. The part when they pour the soda on the carpet and just put the SHAMWOW down on it was so fake.
 
It's real dude, it's so real. I'm buying 10!
 
You guys notice how it wasn't a real-time demonstration with the cola? Before the first application, after the soda is poured, you see soda coming out from the bottom of the carpeting. When the camera cuts BACK to it, the soda is gone, before even the very first application of the ShamWOW.

:dry:
 
They are missing the point with these. Imagine all the good that could come of them.


  • Countries that are prone to flooding could have massive ones
  • Hospitals and homes for the elderly could have them on the beds
  • Nappies/diapers
  • Shirts/tops for the unfortunates who sweat profusely

They could save the world with Shamwow.
 
They could save the world yes, or they could destroy all humanity buy using a Shamwow to absorb the world supply of water causing everyone to die!

*yay*
 
They could save the world yes, or they could destroy all humanity buy using a Shamwow to absorb the world supply of water causing everyone to die!

*yay*

You're not thinking this through, Sticky. The water would still be there, inside the shamwow.
 

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