The Brain

[Master Chief]

I just came up with this crazy idea that, you know, maybe if you could stimulate the brain directly with massage techniques similar to *********ion, you could have a thought orgasm.

Maybe that can be the key to bending time and moving s**t with your thoughts.

Oh sNAP.

 

[Jerry!]

5...4...3...2...

 

[Master Chief]

Couldn't you have started at 100?

I'm gonna see eventually if I post a news story if the same result comes.

Experiments ftw.

 

[Danalys]

i believe the technique similar to *********ion is entertainment and the thoughtgasm is being entertained. no time bending telekinetics tho.

 

[William_C]

Thoughtgasm

 

[Red]

I had a thoughtgasm this morning.

 

[Mee]

I don't want MC molesting my brain.

 

[terry78]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How can you mindsturbate with a thick skull in the way?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

through your nose.

 

[SpideyVille]

What would come out when you're done ?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

your intellegence? A formula perhaps?

 

[Warhammer]

Master Chief, you give me a thoughtgasm.

 

[Immortalfire]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Terry, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

 

[Prison Mike]

are you high as a ****ing kite?

 

[MadeManifest]

Well, in order for that to happen, you'd have to stand on your head.

 

[Danalys]

thoughtgasm blows my mind. or is that the other way around?

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm rubbing one out as we speak.

 

[tzarinna]

^ How's it going?

 

[Carcharodon]

^ How's it going?

Nothing. I need a few more tokes.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This reminded me of whatever the hell Stalone and Bullock did in Demolition Man

 

[Mee]

Wasn't that Demolition Man?


You're such a failure Spoons.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ah yes, you are correct

 

[PyroChamber]

So Professor Xavier is having thought orgasms everytime he uses his power?

 

[bullets]

what about wet dreams?