The crap my microwave's been through this year.

[WompuM]

Well, being in college, you're always looking for a great place to stash the beer. So far, none have topped my micro-brewery. My microwave can stash up to a twleve pack and no one ever looks in there. Only problem is when I tery making otmeal i nthe morning and there's a left-over natty lite in there. microwave didnt work 2 days after that one. and there's the reheated mcdonalds breakfastes and the chef-boy-r-d explosions that happen once every coupla days. i bet my microwave hates me.

any good stories from all y'all?

 

[Tad Fatherton]

i used to make tin foil men and would pit them against eachother in a duel of whoever would fall down first in the microwave. i took a pretty nasty sho of radiation to the face during one bout. almost passed out from it.

 

[Hades]

I once forgot to take the plastic wrapper off my popcorn and it caught on fire.

 

[Mister J]

Dude, I know college can strain the wallet, but you gotta step up from Natty Lite. Seriously, you could do better by mixing water and lemon juice, leaving it out for couple of days and swigging on that.

 

[LEX]

My parent somehow broke the button that opens the microwave door earlier this morning. Now, it's fully functional, except for the closed door, which so far has little to no chance of ever opening again. It's okay, I don't use microwaves. But she does. So, I'll just laugh at her every time she mopes about it.

 

[WompuM]

I looked up microwave on youtube, there's some crazy **** you can do. anyone ever stuck....
grapes
CDs
lightbulbs
spray paint cans in a microwave?