The Grinch Refuge Thread

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Do you hate Christmas? The gift exchanging? The blinding, electricity hogging lights? The dirty, drunken mall Santas? The Eggnog w/zero alcohol in it? The kids who get way better presents than you ever dreamed of getting as a kid? The girls who wear too much clothing because its not summertime anymore?

Then THIS is the thread for you to share your "meh"ness, "blah"ness and "eh"ness for the holiday season.

PARTAKE and verbally poo on Christmas here!
 
There was one poster last year that hated Christmas. It might have been Kritish?
 
I think there's more positive than negative with Christmas but this thread needs a nice picture to go with the title...

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If I hear Mariah's All I Want For Christmas one more time...





I'll be very angry.




:cmad:
 
The only thing I hate about Christmans is shopping and I only have to shop for one person, my wife.

Then my wife shops for everyone else.

So...

yeah, there's nothing about Christmas I don't like. :up:
 
Dang fellow Grinches. Way to leave a guy hanging.
 
Never been a big fan.
But I'm feeling oddly tolerable of the whole thing this year.
 
I'm going to go around and spraypaint wreaths black tonite...


while wearing a ninja outfit...


over a Santa outfit...


while throwing candy canes for ninja stars...


it'll be Grincherific.
 
I'm going to go around and spraypaint wreaths black tonite...


while wearing a ninja outfit...


over a Santa outfit...


while throwing candy canes for ninja stars...


it'll be Grincherific.


It would look cooler imo if you wear the santa suit over the ninja suit. Throwing candy canes dipped in a bowl of ex lax.
 
I don't hate christmas, it just doesn't mean anything to me other than a day off from work.
 
I'm going to go around and spraypaint wreaths black tonite...


while wearing a ninja outfit...


over a Santa outfit...


while throwing candy canes for ninja stars...


it'll be Grincherific.


It might be worth reminding to you that the Grinch learned to like Christmas eventually. :cwink:


"Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
It CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came without ribbons! It came without tags!"
"It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well...in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't quite feel so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...HE HIMSELF...!
The Grinch carved the roast beast!"
 
Let's not forget how the story ends. :woot:

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Yes. He stole Christmas.....But he gave it back and loved what it stood for. :woot:
 
You're a Troll, Slim.
This is supposed to be a haven for people who despise Christmas.
You're just like the people who go into the Rap thread to say that Rap is garbage. :o


Anyway, Christmas is a sham of a mountain of bulls*** on a foundation of bologna with crap and concentrated eye/ear torture sprinkled all over it.


I could fill 3 or 4 phonebook-sized volumes with everything I hate about Christmas, and I have.....it's old news.

But right now, one specific facet of it is standing out more than usual....


THE BELLS​

Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people - ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls: -
And their king it is who tolls: -
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls​





What.An.Obnoxious.Cacophony!!!!!!!!!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells

Give me money!
I'm dressed in a shabby Santa costume.
Give me your money!


Jingle-Jingle-Jingle

Clank Clank Clank

jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a



fork!
1-madbig.gif
SERIOUSLY!​
fork!​
 
You're a Troll, Slim.
This is supposed to be a haven for people who despise Christmas.
You're just like the people who go into the Rap thread to say that Rap is garbage. :o


Anyway, Christmas is a sham of a mountain of bulls*** on a foundation of bologna with crap and concentrated eye/ear torture sprinkled all over it.


I could fill 3 or 4 phonebook-sized volumes with everything I hate about Christmas, and I have.....it's old news.

But right now, one specific facet of it is standing out more than usual....



THE BELLS​


Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people - ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls: -
And their king it is who tolls: -
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls






What.An.Obnoxious.Cacophony!!!!!!!!!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells

Give me money!
I'm dressed in a shabby Santa costume.
Give me your money!


Jingle-Jingle-Jingle

Clank Clank Clank

jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a



fork!
1-madbig.gif

SERIOUSLY!

fork!​

Oh Lawd!!! :woot:
 
Do you hate Christmas? The gift exchanging? The blinding, electricity hogging lights? The dirty, drunken mall Santas? The Eggnog w/zero alcohol in it? The kids who get way better presents than you ever dreamed of getting as a kid? The girls who wear too much clothing because its not summertime anymore?

Then THIS is the thread for you to share your "meh"ness, "blah"ness and "eh"ness for the holiday season.

PARTAKE and verbally poo on Christmas here!
oh..your a mean one....Mr.Knowsbleed.....:cmad:

christmas rockz!! but i'm sick and tired of the christmas specials!!! :cmad:
 
Mighty, Celldog, this thread is for people who dislike Christmas. If you like Christmas, stay out of it. I will consider any further posts baiting and spamming and will react accordingly.
 
Also, I feel mislead. I thought this thread was a support group for people who have tried to steal Christmas and failed :cmad:
 
:throws grenade into thread:

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HA! EAT THAT, YOU HOLIDAY HATERS!!!!!!
 
What did I just say? You can have an infraction for that :cmad:
 

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