Here's a first look at Part 2!
The Hobbit
Part 2
SCENE 1
Enter: Bilbo, Thorin and the others are walking in the forest.
BALIN:
Argh! I am getting very hungry boss!
THORIN:
Balin, get a hold of your load! If you begin to starve, yo stomach begins to feed on your body fat. And trust me; yeh have enough of that t last you until the next decade!
BILBO:
This is weird, we have been eating nothing but berries and bread and for some reason Balin is getting fatter then before!
BALIN:
So what?
THORIN:
Where the Mordor are you hiding the food fatty!?
KILI:
Yeah, I want in!
FILI:
Me too!
Thorin draws his sword at Balins throat.
BALIN:
Alright fine! I have been eating spider eggs!
THORIN:
You idiot! This is why I tell you not to think with your stomach! Always think with your sword!
BALIN:
I ate that too...
THORIN:
You do realize what comes next, right Bilbo?
BILBO:
What?
THORIN:
Spiders love revenge. Get ready; they could attack us at any minute.
V.O:
Oh no! They know were here!
V.O2:
Hit him with your webs!
Spider-Man swing by and gets them all with his web but Bilbo. Bilbo puts on his ring and throws a rock at spider-man and knocks him down. He then stabs another spider.
BILBO:
This blade must sting. Hmm, Sting is a great name for this sword!
SPIDER 2:
Sting?! Oh no! Wait, the wrestler or the band?
BILBO:
Your worst nightmare!
SPIDER 2:
Batman?!
Bilbo stabs the spider and frees the Dwarves.
THORIN:
Bilb to da ozzle, that was of the hizzle fo shizzle!
Balin! Stop eating spider-man!
BILBO:
Look over there! Its the elven village of Mirkwood!
THORIN:
According to the map, there is a barrel rout we can take to Laketown.
The dwarves and Bilbo get into the Barrels as they move down the river.
SCENE 2
Enter, Bilbo drunk on the beach.
BILBO:
Hey, Thorin Oakazzizle! Pffffpfff!
THORIN:
Hes drunk! ARGH! Lucky, he got the pint barrel! Theres the village lets go!
They enter and all of a sudden the mayor screams aloud.
MAYOR:
All hail! Thorin, king under the Lonely Mountain!
THORIN:
Hey bro, we need a place to sleep and a boat to the Lonely Mountains can you give us that?
MAYOR:
Of course!
BALIN:
Oh and food!
BILBO:
And a bit of pint! *hiccup*
MAYOR:
Of course my friend but first lets watch this magic box from Earth.
BILBO:
Earth!? With the technologically advanced humans? So not middle-earth, just normal earth? Alright! Lets watch!
SCENE 3
ENTER: The dwarves and Bilbo are in the boat. Boat gets to the Lonely Mountains.
THORIN:
Here we are!
BILBO:
Lets go!
They get to the ledge.
BILBO:
Ok, according to Elron we have to wait for when the moonlight hits the secret door, Thorin have the key ready.
Moonlight hits the door and a keyhole appears.
BILBO:
Put the key in!
The passage opens.
THORIN:
Now show us youre magic and burgle!
BILBO:
But
THORIN:
You can have whatever you want in there!
BILBO:
Ok
Bilbo walks into the dark
SCENE 4:
Bilbo walks into Smaugs treasury. Bilbo steals some stuff. Over view of map. Bilbo running back and fourth. Finally Smaug awakes.
SMAUG:
Hey! You youngin, what you doin in ma loot?
BILBO:
Who are you, the Hulk?
SMAUG:
No thats the Hulk.
Hulk growls in the background.
SMAUG:
I am Smaug!
BILBO:
Oh
SMAUG:
Youve never heard of me?
BILBO:
Nope, cant say I have
SMAUG:
Then you will suffer!
Smaug blows fire at Bilbo. Bilbo runs out of the way.
BILBO:
Its not my fault that the people of Laketown didnt enlighten me
SMAUG:
Then they shall suffer!
Smaug smacks his tail and rocks cover up Bilbos only way into the Treasury. Smaug flies away towards Laketown.
SCENE 5
ENTER: Laketown. Smaug flies over village as people scream in horror. Smaug begins setting the place on fire. Finally the best archer of the city hits Smaug in the chest with a magic arrow and kills him.
ARCHER:
Men! To the Lonely Mountains! Thorin will pay for this!
SOLDIERS:
All hail the Green Arrow!
