The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[Speedball]

I really wanted to put you in that part! But I'm holding out for a better part in the future.

Haha! no it's fine. I was really joking. I thought it would be funny if I had some sort of identity crisis.
I don't really fit Speedball anymore, my muscles are way too big.

 

[Prison Mike]

Then...
Who am I?!
WHO AM I?!

Identity crisis!

 

[WillardNation]

Haha! no it's fine. I was really joking. I thought it would be funny if I had some sort of identity crisis.
I don't really fit Speedball anymore, my muscles are way too big.

Just like your modesty!

 

[BizarroAids]

Haha! no it's fine. I was really joking. I thought it would be funny if I had some sort of identity crisis.
I don't really fit Speedball anymore, my muscles are way too big.

To be honest, for the longest time you were put in that part. But then I kept thinking "this is almost a given." Like you said, you don't fit him anymore so next time I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Speedball]

Just like your modesty!

Speedball is a small guy. He has a "swimmers build" while I do not. I have a more Wolverinish build. Short and Stout.

 

[E-Man]

Speedball could always become Penance, but I doubt he would want to go down a ****** route. Speedball>Penance 4 lyfe

 

[WillardNation]

Speedball is a small guy. He has a "swimmers build" while I do not. I have a more Wolverinish build. Short and Stout.

Hey man, no judgment here.

Spoiler

 

[BizarroAids]

Young Avengers

Iron Lad - Johnny Drama/Super Ferret

Hulkling - Speedball

Patriot - Parker Wayne

Wiccan - JustABill

Stature - ComicChick

Hawkeye - NotAWenchHench

Speed - Prison Mike

Vision - Kane52360

 

[SuperFerret]

Young Avengers

Iron Lad - Johnny Drama/Super Ferret

Hulkling - Speedball

Patriot - Parker Wayne

Wiccan - JustABill

Stature - ComicChick

Hawkeye - NotAWenchHench

Speed - Prison Mike

Vision - Kane52360

What?

 

[Sawyer]

You're both the same person. I knew it.

 

[BizarroAids]

What?

Deal with it, sir.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

young avengers

iron lad - johnny drama/super ferret

hulkling - speedball

patriot - parker wayne

wiccan - justabill

stature - comicchick

hawkeye - notawenchhench

speed - prison mike

vision - kane52360

t:

I love this!!

 

[JP]

I am OFFENDED.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

JP you're never offended.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

He's pissed he didn't cast as the sassy gay character for once.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

He's pissed he didn't cast as the sassy gay character for once.

Oh no you didn't!!

*snaps fingers in "Z" formation*

 

[Johnny Drama]

SuperFerret and I have become one muahahahahaha

 

[Kane52630]

Thor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_(film)#Cast

Thor- mrvlknight21

Jane Foster- ComicChick

Loki- JStorm

Odin- C. Lee

Erik Selvig- Kane52630

Darcy Lewis- Star

Heimdall- Colossal Spoons

Laufey- WillardNation

Volstagg- The Original Bamfer

Hogun- knowsbleed

Fandral- Marx

Sif- AndThePickles

Frigga- Logan's Lady

Phil Coulson- Mirko

Muthaf****** Samuel L. Jackson Nick Fury- E-man

Hawkeye- BizarroAids

Thor's dubbed voice- JP*

*If you don't know what i'm talking about then watch some Conan.

 

[Manic]

Thor's dubbed voice- JP*

 

[Speedball]

Young Avengers

Iron Lad - Johnny Drama/Super Ferret

Hulkling - Speedball

Patriot - Parker Wayne

Wiccan - JustABill

Stature - ComicChick

Hawkeye - NotAWenchHench

Speed - Prison Mike

Vision - Kane52360

My dad is Captain Marvel and my mom's a skrull princess! SWEET!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

JStorm wishes he could freeze me in ice

 

[Matt]

I wanted my first Recast to be a tribute to the true oldbies of the Hype and what better movie to pay respect to the old timers than.....

THE EXPENDABLES

Starring only 2Ker Hype Members

Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone): Scarlet Spidey

Lee Christmas (Jason Statham): Kevin Roegele

Yin Yang (Jet Li): echostation

Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren): PALADIN

Toll Road (Randy Couture): Matt

Hale Caesar (Terry Crews): DACrowe

Tool (Mickey Rourke): GreenGoblin

James Munroe (Eric Roberts): Danger Mouse

Dan Paine (Stone Cold Steve Austin): Slinger

The Brit (Gary Daniels): Spider-Man UK

Sandra Garza (Gisele Itie): Honey Vibe

General Garza (David Zayas): Bakerboy (Yes, he is a 2K1er, but Zayas didn't really fit with the rest of the cast either, and no 2Kers were crazy, obsessed, psychopathic Spanish speakers)

Lacy (Charisma Carpenter): Webmistress

Garza's Bodyguard (Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira): Master Yoda

Somali Pirate Boss (Amin Joseph): The Amazing Spider-Man/Iceman

Tall Somali Pirate (Senyo Amoaku): AmazingFantasy15

Mr. Church (Bruce Willis): Themanofbat

Trent Mauser (Arnold Schwarzenegger): The Lizard


All of the roles listed are those listed on the Wikipedia page for The Expendables. t:

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Dude, he's the baddest mutha ****a in the Final Fantasy universe. He went by "Squall" in Final Fantasy but in Kingdom Hearts they had to make him Disney friendly and for some reason started referring to him by his middle name, Leon

Bumping this, but actually I think the reason Squall's name is changed to Leon is that he feels he's lost everything, because of the Worlds being like they are so he no longer felt like ''Squall" so he went by ''Leon" instead.

I'd suspect he'd be ''Squall" if they ever did Kingdom Hearts 3 considering Rinoa had somehow sent him a message in the second one.

 

[DACrowe]

I wanted my first Recast to be a tribute to the true oldbies of the Hype and what better movie to pay respect to the old timers than.....

THE EXPENDABLES

Starring only 2Ker Hype Members

Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone): Scarlet Spidey

Lee Christmas (Jason Statham): Kevin Roegele

Yin Yang (Jet Li): echostation

Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren): PALADIN

Toll Road (Randy Couture): Matt

Hale Caesar (Terry Crews): DACrowe

Tool (Mickey Rourke): GreenGoblin

James Munroe (Eric Roberts): Danger Mouse

Dan Paine (Stone Cold Steve Austin): Slinger

The Brit (Gary Daniels): Spider-Man UK

Sandra Garza (Gisele Itie): Honey Vibe

General Garza (David Zayas): Bakerboy (Yes, he is a 2K1er, but Zayas didn't really fit with the rest of the cast either, and no 2Kers were crazy, obsessed, psychopathic Spanish speakers)

Lacy (Charisma Carpenter): Webmistress

Garza's Bodyguard (Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira): Master Yoda

Somali Pirate Boss (Amin Joseph): The Amazing Spider-Man/Iceman

Tall Somali Pirate (Senyo Amoaku): AmazingFantasy15

Mr. Church (Bruce Willis): Themanofbat

Trent Mauser (Arnold Schwarzenegger): The Lizard


All of the roles listed are those listed on the Wikipedia page for The Expendables. t:

I get the big ****ing gun that decimates everything?

Ah Matt, I appreciate that.

 

[Matt]

I get the big ****ing gun that decimates everything?

Ah Matt, I appreciate that.

t: I thought you would. I originally considered casting you as Munroe due to your love of politics, but then I realized that you deserved better than being cast as an Eric Roberts character.