The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[Lord Valumart]

You love the idea of sexual tension with a teenage girl?

Alright.

Wells there's not even sexual tension in the film between the characters. Clearly I should think out my jokes better...

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The Brady Bunch

Mike Brady---Marx

Carol Brady---redmarvel

Alice---ComicChick

Greg Brady---THE MR. TERRIFIC

Peter Brady---Duke

Bobby Brady---SymbioticToxin

Marcia Brady---Sensi

Jan Brady---AndThePickles

Cindy Brady---Harls

Sam---Speedball

Buddy Hinton---SuperFerret

Tiger the dog--- ????

 

[Duke]

Thanks for the cast Lantern!!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Thanks Lantern

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You didn't cast cousin Oliver. Or Desi Arnaz Jr. Or David Cassidy. Or Marcia's nose. Or the AstroTurf lawn. Or Jan's Afro-wearing alter ego. I could keep going.

Don't even think about using me.

 

[JP]

AstroTurf puts me in heat.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You didn't cast cousin Oliver. Or Desi Arnaz Jr. Or David Cassidy. Or Marcia's nose. Or the AstroTurf lawn. Or Jan's Afro-wearing alter ego. I could keep going.

Don't even think about using me.

I'm sorry The Original Bamfer.
The next one I do will have you in it.

You're Welcome Duke and SymbioticToxin.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Mike Brady has some explaining to do! I'm the only Black Brady.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The Warriors

"Warriors.... Come Out and Plaaaaaaaaaay"

Marx as Cyrus the peacekeeper "And nobody's wastin' nobody...."

The Warriors

Bubonic as Swan
Aesop Rocks as Ajax
B.A. Baracus as Cleon
Lunar Wolf as Snow
THE MR TERRIFIC as Cochise
Manic as Cowboy
Duke as Rembrandt
JJJ's Ulcer as Fox
Mr Earle as Vermin
ComicChick as Mercy

Leader of the Rogues...

SuperFerret as Luther (or ole' coke-bottle fingers as we call him on Coney Island)

Assorted other Hypers would play the parts of the Baseball Furies, the Lizzies and the other gangs throughout the film.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Thanks for the cast! Love it!

 

[Duke]

AstroTurf puts me in heat.

brilliant.

 

[BizarroAids]

Kane52630, BizarroAids, and ComicChick Present....


NATURAL DISASTERS!!


Acid Rain - JustABill

Avalanches - Aesop Rocks

Blizzards - The Original Bamfer

Earthquakes - Thread Manager

Famine - E-Man

Floods - Schlosser

Hail - JP

Hurricanes - Matt

Ice Storms - C.Lee

Lighting Storms - Lighting Strykez!

Microbursts - SuperFerret

Monsoon - Angel_Faerie

Mudslide - Colossal Spoons

Rockslide - Speedball

Sandstorms - Angry Monkey

Tornadoes - Darthphere/StorminNormin

Tsunamis - Manic

Volcanoes - Chris Wallace

Wildfires - Ultra Lantern

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Boring! lol

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's what you get when the three S's do a recast together... the Silent, the Southern, and the Sdumb.

 

[ComicChick]

That's what you get when the three S's do a recast together... the Silent, the Southern, and the Sdumb.

psh i came up with the good ones

JP's is my favorite

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Kane52630, BizarroAids, and ComicChick Present....


NATURAL DISASTERS!!


Acid Rain - JustABill

Avalanches - Aesop Rocks

Blizzards - The Original Bamfer

Earthquakes - Thread Manager

Famine - E-Man

Floods - Schlosser

Hail - JP

Hurricanes - Matt

Ice Storms - C.Lee

Lighting Storms - Lighting Strykez!

Microbursts - SuperFerret

Monsoon - Angel_Faerie

Mudslide - Colossal Spoons

Rockslide - Speedball

Sandstorms - Angry Monkey

Tornadoes - Darthphere/StorminNormin

Tsunamis - Manic

Volcanoes - Chris Wallace

Wildfires - Ultra Lantern

Thanks for making me Wildfires.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't really get some of them. Like Aesop's, yeah, lawl, that's giggles. And Angel_Faerie cries all the time. And I'm a cold-hearted bastard, yet simultaneously a big softy. Aside from a very few, I don't get them. Like, isn't an ice storm hail? JP and C. Lee are nothing alike. At least not as far as I know...

 

[ComicChick]

the hail one is cuz I wanna hear JP say Oh hail no! on skype

 

[The Original Bamfer]

He already does.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Kane52630, BizarroAids, and ComicChick Present....


NATURAL DISASTERS!!


Acid Rain - JustABill

Avalanches - Aesop Rocks

Blizzards - The Original Bamfer

Earthquakes - Thread Manager

Famine - E-Man

Floods - Schlosser

Hail - JP

Hurricanes - Matt

Ice Storms - C.Lee

Lighting Storms - Lighting Strykez!

Microbursts - SuperFerret

Monsoon - Angel_Faerie

Mudslide - Colossal Spoons

Rockslide - Speedball

Sandstorms - Angry Monkey

Tornadoes - Darthphere/StorminNormin

Tsunamis - Manic

Volcanoes - Chris Wallace

Wildfires - Ultra Lantern

Good casting but it's missing something.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Locusts - Parker Wayne

 

[JP]

Hail?

 

[SuperFerret]

SMOG!!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know Billy was cast as Acid Rain, but who gets cast as Billy?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Robert Pattinson as Billy?