The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[JP]

Disney on Ice

Disney - JP and CC
Ice - LS's hairless chest

 

[BizarroAids]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Dorothy - Superferret
Blanche - Lightning Strykez!
Rose - BizzaroAids
Sophia - The Original Bamfer

Oh wow. That's beautiful.

 

[JP]

It's my best one yet.

 

[Sawyer]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Dorothy - Superferret
Blanche - Lightning Strykez!
Rose - BizzaroAids
Sophia - The Original Bamfer

Bamfer is so Sophia.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The casting truly is brilliant. I mean, SuperFerret would be my sarcastic offspring, Lightning Strykez! is a OHNOHEDIN'T! and Bizzy says a lot of stupid things.

 

[BizarroAids]

And you're bitter with a bad hip. So yeah, spot on.

 

[JP]

Extended...

THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak - Superferret
Blanche Devereaux - Lightning Strykez!
Rose Nylund - BizzaroAids
Sophia Petrillo - The Original Bamfer
Miles Webber - Marx
Stan Zbornak - CrashNBurn
Salvadore Petrillo - C.Lee
Dreyfuss The Dog - E-Man
Lucas Hollingsworth - Manic
Blanche's Sex Stories - Schlosser
Rose's St. Olaf Stories - Angel_Faerie
Sophia's Sicily Stories - NotAHenchWench

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm glad me and Crash got divorced.

 

[redmarvel]

1. I have no answer

2. There are only 2 girls on the entire series: One's a dumb shoe, the others possible fuled wiht testerone. So I made you the guy with all the innuendos.


I am SymbioticToxin, and I approve this message.

ahhh, well thanks SymbioticToxin - makes me wonder about the guy who came up with the series, he must have really hated women.

 

[JP]

I'm glad me and Crash got divorced.

And that Manic came into your life?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Extended...

THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak - Superferret
Blanche Devereaux - Lightning Strykez!
Rose Nylund - BizzaroAids
Sophia Petrillo - The Original Bamfer
Miles Webber - Marx
Stan Zbornak - CrashNBurn
Salvadore Petrillo - C.Lee
Dreyfuss The Dog - E-Man
Lucas Hollingsworth - Manic
Blanche's Sex Stories - Schlosser
Rose's St. Olaf Stories - Angel_Faerie
Sophia's Sicily Stories - NotAHenchWench

Tooo kind, good sir.

 

[SuperFerret]

And that Manic came into your life?

Shhh... I'm trying to keep my e-crush on Manic a secret. A super secret.

 

[redmarvel]

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_characters​

SpongeBob SquarePants- JP

Patrick Star- BizarroAids

Squidward Tentacles- Manic

Eugene H. Krabs- The Original Bamfer

Sandy Cheeks- ComicChick

Gary the Snail- Marx

Sheldon J. Plankton- Matt

Mrs. Puff- NotAHenchwench

Pearl Krabs- Star

Mermaid Man- Franklin Richards

Barnacle Boy- Hunter Rider

Flying Dutchman- Hound55

Larry the Lobster- Colossal Spoons

Squilliam Fancyson- Erzengel

Patchy the Pirate- SymbioticToxin

Potty the Parrot- PrisonMike

Karen- Kel

News Reporter Johnny- Johnny Drama

King Neptune- SuperheroHype! (Mirko)

Man Ray- JustABill

Dirty Bubble- BlackLantern

Bubble Bass- Aesop Rocks

Fred (My LEG!)- Superferret

Flatts the Flounder- Kane52630

Grandma SquarePants- Sensi

Tom Smith- Bruce Banner

Scooter- CrashNBurn

Old Man Jenkins- C. Lee

Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen- E-man

Milva Jensen- RedMarvel

Reg- WillardNation

The Con Man- Parker Wayne

Kevin C. Cucumber- Spider-Fan

No Name/Friend Jellyfish- THE MR. TERRIFIC

Patrick's Pet Rock- -Arya-

she herself is ancient compared to just about anyone in the city, including her daughter. She is shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine, and thus must get around by a wheelchair. She's extremely hard at hearing and has no physical eyes left. She is also somewhat bad-tempered and impatient, often irritating

You're cruel Kane

 

[BizarroAids]

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy - Fab Five

Ted - Marx

Carson - JustABill

Jai - JP

Kyan - Lighting Strykez!

Thom - Schlosser

 

[JP]

Jai Rodriguez is the BEST! Thank you!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

First Chick Flicks, now this?!

 

[BizarroAids]

Jai Rodriguez is the BEST! Thank you!

It was a toss up between Jai and Kyan. You have a bit of both in you, but I went with my gut.

 

[redmarvel]

Tangled

NotaHenchWench ... Rapunzel
JP ... Flynn Rider
Kane52630 ... Mother Gothel
E-Man ... Stabbington Brother
Marx ... Captain of the Guard
The Original Bamfer ... Big Nose Thug
Parker Wayne ... Hook Hand Thug
Sawyer ... Short Thug
SuperFerret ... Vlad
ComicChick ... Queen
C.Lee ... King

 

[AndThePickles]

Nice!

 

[JP]

Tangled

NotaHenchWench ... Rapunzel
JP ... Flynn Rider
Kane52630 ... Mother Gothel
E-Man ... Stabbington Brother
Marx ... Captain of the Guard
The Original Bamfer ... Big Nose Thug
Parker Wayne ... Hook Hand Thug
Sawyer ... Short Thug
SuperFerret ... Vlad
ComicChick ... Queen
C.Lee ... King

I think I love you.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Tangled

NotaHenchWench ... Rapunzel
JP ... Flynn Rider
Kane52630 ... Mother Gothel
E-Man ... Stabbington Brother
Marx ... Captain of the Guard
The Original Bamfer ... Big Nose Thug
Parker Wayne ... Hook Hand Thug
Sawyer ... Short Thug
SuperFerret ... Vlad
ComicChick ... Queen
C.Lee ... King

Best. Evil. Stepmom. EVERRRRR.

 

[Sawyer]

I have yet to see Tangled, but anything with "Thug" in the name sounds fairly accurate.

 

[redmarvel]

A lack of recasts for one thing.

I'd post one, but I can think of anything to recast at the moment...

Well Marx, you could google lists of movies:

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/09/01/best-movies-of-2010/

 

[redmarvel]

Best. Evil. Stepmom. EVERRRRR.

My method of revenge, glad you liked it

Though it does mean in some alternate reality your hair is being brushed by Kane as he sings.

 

[SuperFerret]

Tangled

NotaHenchWench ... Rapunzel
JP ... Flynn Rider
Kane52630 ... Mother Gothel
E-Man ... Stabbington Brother
Marx ... Captain of the Guard
The Original Bamfer ... Big Nose Thug
Parker Wayne ... Hook Hand Thug
Sawyer ... Short Thug
SuperFerret ... Vlad
ComicChick ... Queen
C.Lee ... King

Casting the guy with the slavic background as someone named "Vlad"? Racist.