The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[Marx]

Well Marx, you could google lists of movies:

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/09/01/best-movies-of-2010/

True.

 

[C. Lee]

Extended...

THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak - Superferret
Blanche Devereaux - Lightning Strykez!
Rose Nylund - BizzaroAids
Sophia Petrillo - The Original Bamfer
Miles Webber - Marx
Stan Zbornak - CrashNBurn
Salvadore Petrillo - C.Lee
Dreyfuss The Dog - E-Man
Lucas Hollingsworth - Manic
Blanche's Sex Stories - Schlosser
Rose's St. Olaf Stories - Angel_Faerie
Sophia's Sicily Stories - NotAHenchWench

Sid Melton is honered to be compared to me.

 

[Angry Monkey]

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_characters​

Patchy the Pirate- SymbioticToxin

Bamf shoul've been Squidward, because he's mean and cranky!
AND WHERE AM I?!

 

[E-Man]

A Bar Fight

Bartender- The Original Bamfer
Person too drunk to care about the fight- JP
Person who gets mad and asks, "Who threw that damn bottle!"- BizarroAids
Person who threw the bottle- Kane52630
Person who couldn't wait to grab a chair to hit somebody with- knowsbleed
Dude who takes off his shirt, goes outside to fight, and ends up missing the fight on the inside- Paroxysm
Person who screams and dives across the bar and clotheslines someone- JustABill
Person shanking people quietly with no affiliation- NotaHenchWench
Woman who people are fighting over- ComicChick
Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne
Dude on the ground submitting a drunk with a kimura and ends up getting shanked by Henchy- WillardNation
Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin
Person who steals all the liquor in the mayhem, then goes home and sells it on eBay- Harls
Play by Play commentator- Vince McManic
Color Commentator- Super "The Brain" Ferret
Michael Cole- Aesop Rocks
Jack Swagger- Colossal Spoons
Person ignoring the mayhem and eating a nice bowl of chili- Marx
Ric Flair- Wooooooooooo!!!!
Person who does a hurricane kick across the room and out the door- Schlosser85
Person trying to reason with everyone through all the mayhem- CrashnBurn
Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55
Person coming in after the mayhem looking to flirt with all the men- Redmarvel

 

[JP]

Literally dying of laughter.

 

[Marx]

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Best recasting EVER.

 

[Sawyer]

Guy who only recieves text about going to the bar an hour after the fight has taken place, and thus misses out on all the fun- Sawyer

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I started lawling when Billy slid into the picture. It's pretty hilarious. Best part of it all? I'm making mad money.

 

[Paroxysm]

That was probably the best recast I've seen in awhile. I would totally go outside to fight, it's the polite thing to do.

 

[JP]

It's even funnier the second read.

 

[SuperFerret]

I totally missed my calling as a color commentator. Thank you for noticing, E.

 

[WillardNation]

Damn you, Henchy!

 

[SuperFerret]

She's the Picasso of stabbings. Not only does she cut you, but your eyes both end up on the same side of your face!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This bar needs a janitor, 'cause I'm not cleaning up the mess. Just the spare wallets.

 

[Johnny Drama]

A Burrito

Tortilla - SuperFerret
Beef - LightningStrykez
Refried Beans- Aesop Rocks
Lettuce- ComicChick
Tomatoes- DBella
Sour Cream - Star's attitude
Salsa- JP
Guacamole - Angel_faerie
Sharp Cheddar- JustaBill
Montery Jack- C.Lee
Onions- Prison Mike
Hot Sauce- Redmarvel

 

[WillardNation]

That looks delicious.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That is one gnarly burrito.

 

[JP]

Most of those are pretty inspired.

 

[Hound55]

A Bar Fight

Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55

It's the role I was born to play!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"Ain't lettuce jus' a whole buncha water? Y'all callin' me a green-as-grass ball of water, mmm? Weh-ail! Mnrrrrrdeemnrrrdeemnrrr! If my shoes ain't all muddy n'clump-ridden y'all know where they'd be roght now! Up y'alls - dare ah even say it? Oh ah will! - up y'alls keisters! Hoooo! Them that there dumb ole' lettuces... green paper made'a water! That all ah am?! What's a boo-ree-toe anyhow?! Hmph!"

 

[JP]

Keisters!

 

[knowsbleed]

A Bar Fight

Spoiler

Bartender- The Original Bamfer
Person too drunk to care about the fight- JP
Person who gets mad and asks, "Who threw that damn bottle!"- BizarroAids
Person who threw the bottle- Kane52630
Person who couldn't wait to grab a chair to hit somebody with- knowsbleed
Dude who takes off his shirt, goes outside to fight, and ends up missing the fight on the inside- Paroxysm
Person who screams and dives across the bar and clotheslines someone- JustABill
Person shanking people quietly with no affiliation- NotaHenchWench
Woman who people are fighting over- ComicChick
Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne
Dude on the ground submitting a drunk with a kimura and ends up getting shanked by Henchy- WillardNation
Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin
Person who steals all the liquor in the mayhem, then goes home and sells it on eBay- Harls
Play by Play commentator- Vince McManic
Color Commentator- Super "The Brain" Ferret
Michael Cole- Aesop Rocks
Jack Swagger- Colossal Spoons
Person ignoring the mayhem and eating a nice bowl of chili- Marx
Ric Flair- Wooooooooooo!!!!
Person who does a hurricane kick across the room and out the door- Schlosser85
Person trying to reason with everyone through all the mayhem- CrashnBurn
Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55
Person coming in after the mayhem looking to flirt with all the men- Redmarvel

This is perfect. I picture Schlosser doing that exact thing but with JustABill's voice... screaming.

also... Guy who gets mad and rips someone's throat out Road House style because that same someone knocked his sammich out of his hand- E-Man

A Burrito

Spoiler

Tortilla - SuperFerret
Beef - LightningStrykez
Refried Beans- Aesop Rocks
Lettuce- ComicChick
Tomatoes- DBella
Sour Cream - Star's attitude
Salsa- JP
Guacamole - Angel_faerie
Sharp Cheddar- JustaBill
Montery Jack- C.Lee
Onions- Prison Mike
Hot Sauce- Redmarvel

I lost my appetite.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

A Bar Fight

Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne

Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin

At least I took someone out before I possibly got shanked by Henchy, lol. Thanks E-Man.

 

[Manic]

A Bar Fight

Bartender- The Original Bamfer
Person too drunk to care about the fight- JP
Person who gets mad and asks, "Who threw that damn bottle!"- BizarroAids
Person who threw the bottle- Kane52630
Person who couldn't wait to grab a chair to hit somebody with- knowsbleed
Dude who takes off his shirt, goes outside to fight, and ends up missing the fight on the inside- Paroxysm
Person who screams and dives across the bar and clotheslines someone- JustABill
Person shanking people quietly with no affiliation- NotaHenchWench
Woman who people are fighting over- ComicChick
Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne
Dude on the ground submitting a drunk with a kimura and ends up getting shanked by Henchy- WillardNation
Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin
Person who steals all the liquor in the mayhem, then goes home and sells it on eBay- Harls
Play by Play commentator- Vince McManic
Color Commentator- Super "The Brain" Ferret
Michael Cole- Aesop Rocks
Jack Swagger- Colossal Spoons
Person ignoring the mayhem and eating a nice bowl of chili- Marx
Ric Flair- Wooooooooooo!!!!
Person who does a hurricane kick across the room and out the door- Schlosser85
Person trying to reason with everyone through all the mayhem- CrashnBurn
Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55
Person coming in after the mayhem looking to flirt with all the men- Redmarvel

That sure as hell woke me up.